Humour. Nurses. Short Story.

Asthetics

 

- Those ones are too small.

- No they're not.

- They're too skinny.

-They're too fat.

- They're too dark.

- No they're too yellow.

- They smell too much.

- They don't smell enough.

- They're too soft,

- No they're too hard.

- Let's see if they're here...

  Pointing to the chart...

- It's that one!

- Hey do you nurses always go into such

detail about their patient's poo?

- Of course we do. It's very important to see

which diagram on the chart illustrates your's

the best

- Who's the artist?


Submitted: September 23, 2022

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