Shitty Adventures of Douche Dude (The SADD Saga)
Book by: Andre Molina
Created by Justine Challis & Andre A. Molina
Story by Andre A. Molina
Written by Andre A. Molina
The Incredible Douche escaped! (I hope this doesn’t become a douche-fest) The Incredible Douche turned all the prisoners into little douche minions (that’s a lot of douche!). Everyone who was touched by The Incredible Douche was turned into a little douche minion. Soon half the city was turned into little douche minions.
“I am incredible!” said The Incredible Douche, “This world will be mine!”
“Master Douche, we have found a place where we can construct your castle!” said the little douche minion that use to be a girl.
“We also found more recruits to be part of your douche empire, my master.” said the little douche minion that use to be a lawyer (so he was already a douche).
Douche Dude came to the rescue only to find that the people who needed rescuing had become just a population of douche. He realized that the little douche minions were once citizens and could not be harmed (oh shit!) He used the Super Douche Madness once more to freeze them in douche.
However, thousands more were part of the little douche minion army. Douche Dude helped the other citizens find places underground to hide. The world was becoming a big pile of douche (And the doucheness just keeps on coming!).
“Where are you?” The Incredible Douche asked, “I know you’re hiding Duke-Douche!”
“My name is Douche Dude,” said Douche Dude, appearing from the shadows (like a douche), “and I’m right here!”
“You don’t know who you are, do you?” said The Incredible Douche, “very well I’ll show you!”
The Incredible Douche’s arm lit up and a blast of douche fired into Douche Dude’s chest. “That’s my Douche bomb, it hurts doesn’t it?! We are the messengers of douche and pain!” (Yay constipation!)
The fight was painful to watch. The Incredible Douche flung him from tree to tree, from building to building (from douche to douche!). The Incredible Douche fired a Douche Of Fire but stronger than
anything Douche Dude could ever do. The blast exploded in Douche Dude’s face and knocked him into a building (I think we clarified that he’s getting his ass kicked, can we skip to the part where he
But as The Incredible Douche came near to give the final blow (Douche Fairy!), Douche Dude gave him a surprise douche punch knocking The Incredible Douche out. He was sent to an institution and the little douche minions were sent to labs to see if they can be changed back (once a douche always a douche!).
Thanks Douche Dude! You saved most of us from becoming little douche minions!
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