Starbuck MacIntyre's Guide to 21st Century Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

We're six years into the 21st century and guys, it sucks to be you. There are lots of reasons why and Starbuck MacIntyre has a lot to say about it. Want to reclaim your masculinity? Tired of women trying to change you? Sick of psycho ex-girlfriends who call you when you're gettin' some with someone else? Got a girlfriend who reads chick-lit and who might be addicted to "Sex and the City?" This read is for you!

Chapter 1 (v.1) - Chicks Dig Scars

Submitted: November 12, 2006

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Submitted: November 12, 2006



Chicks Dig Scars

With discoveries on everything from curing baldness to resolving embarrassing erectile dysfunction, it’s important to remember that modern medicine can’t always repair the damage of something like a stab wound or a bullet hole. Assuming you survive an assault with a deadly weapon, you can take comfort that injuries of this nature leave a lasting mark in the form of an ugly scar that you can tell stories to your kids about.

If you haven’t been stabbed or shot, but you’ve got a big ol’ scar somewhere on your body, I recommend lying about it. Why? Because women prefer bad boys and how many software programmers with gelled hair have scars that reinforce their overall bad-assedness?

Not bloody many. Consider that their only exposure to danger might possibly be during the morning shaving ritual and you’ll see that any violent looking scars on your body might just be a boon if your goal is to become an alpha male or simply to get laid. Now that I’ve pontificated on the innate value of scar tissue, on with the introduction!

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