Chapter 1: CHAPTER 1: A ROUGH START

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fan Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

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Day 1

Ever since her 14th birthday Lucahjin loved coding on her Macaronitosh computer and dreamed of selling software to other people accross the world and she was a video game addict so on the eve of her 18th birthday Lucahjin had made her mind up she wanted to make games about Butts & Boobs and create a living legacy that would be unmatched by any other game development company.  

Her obssesion with Butts and Boobs was not without problems however as her social status according to her peers was not acceptable in the real world.  But that didn't stop her from being herself and start her own buisness.  But one obsticle stood in her way, her Mom and she ain't happy with her daughters obssesion with Butts & Boobs.

Knock, Knock (door opens)

Mom:
Lucahjin?, It's time you got a real job instaed of messing around with that computer of yours.

Lucahjin:
Mom, My company ButtBoob Inc. will be a success I just need some time to develop this game.

Mom:
You've got 6 months girl, also stop with your obssesion with Butts and Boobs it's not normal for a young lady.

Lucahjin:
Mom just get out and leave me alone, no wounder dad left you.

and with that Mom shut the garage door leaving Lucahjin alone with her computer and Butt & Boobs to keep her occupied over the coming months.

Her first game would be a funny adventure game featuring her made up character Butt who is going on a fashion adventure accross Japan and the UK.  With this as the basis of her first game she would be able to take on the world of video games, after all she didn't take out that loan of 70K from the bank for nothing.  She needs that money to pay the rent as she make her games.

4 Months and 3 Weeks Later

With 47K spent on her first game Lucahjin released her first game "The Adventures of Butt" which got destoryed by the reviewers and barely sold enough to cover her debts.  

This upset her a whole lot as she didn't understand why these reviewers didn't like her vision of a fashion adventure game starring Butt, maybe they where paid by politically correct bastards who hate people for being different or perhaps it was because such a game had never being seen before by the world and there was no example to compare it to.  but either way it lead to Lucahjin crying for a whole day.

After crying for a day she decided to show these stupid reviewers what real games look like and began work on what would be her first real hit.   A Butt Simulation Pet game thing.  But the sting of her first failure of a game was still being felt and she still had to put up with her Moms bitchy attitude about her lifestyle choices.

Lucahjin:
come on real world don't do this to me, I need the money.  Oh man moms gonna be angerly  with me.  I'M IN DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I gonna do?

Then she heard it Knock, Knock (Door opens)

Mom:
Lucahjin, please explain this letter from the bank?

Lucahjin:
What Letter?  Oh that one, well I umm I just misjudged the market Mom. Honest.

Mom:
Misjudged?  You thought people would be into Butts going on Fashion Adventures young lady?  I told you to stop thinking about Butts and Boobs stupid girl, I'm ashamed that your my daughter. ugghh to think that you had such great potential in the famliy shop as well.

Lucahjin:
Mom I'm not working in your adult entertainment shop it's full of gross guys that give me weird looks.  I'm not working there EVER, you got that?  This is my future right here and I'm gonna see it through to the end. Even if I'm in debt, GOT THAT?

Mom:
It's your debt not mine stupid girl and stop thinking about Butts & Boobs it's wrong.

Lucahjin:
Mom, your wrong and so is the rest of the politically correct world for that matter.

(Door slams shut)

Lucahjin:
Now she's gone I can get back to work on my next game and this time please sell.

9 Months and 2 Weeks Later

With a debt of 11.9K Lucahjin released her second "My Pet Butt".  Hoping against hope that this would catch on, she unleashed her masterpeice upon the world and it sold like hot cakes.  

So much so in fact that she gained 18 loyal fans who loved butts so much, that they made her a "My Pet Butt" Poster to thank her for the awesome game.  

Lucahjin:
Mom definitly hates that poster so it is going on the wall for sure, just to piss her off.

With her debts paid off and a few text books on space and 35.8K in the bank, she began work on her next project.  

Lucahjin:
Maybe I'll do Butts in space but what would Butt be doing?  I know how about "Butt Vs. the Ailen Anal Probes" but I do have other ideas I would like to try out such as a sequel to "The Adventures of Butt"  with the subtitle being "The Quest For Smelly Knickers".

Lucahjin thought about these ideas for a few hours and concluded that this new idea would be better suited as her next project, plus with the Ninvento TES hot around the corner and new ideas floating around her head for her next game.  

Lucahjins next game may make her into the superstar that she dreamed she would always be or will it force her into so much debt that she would have to work in that awful sex shop that mom own and god forbid it do a few favours for those sick dirty bastards, Only time will tell in the next chapter.
 


Submitted: December 21, 2014

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