Chameleons, Red Undies, Evil Crayons, and Cake.

Chameleons, Red Undies, Evil Crayons, and Cake. Chameleons, Red Undies, Evil Crayons, and Cake.

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Two friends, that no one knew, met each other in a frenzy of life and death. Little did they know that they were just part of an organization for...Evil.
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Summary

Two friends, that no one knew, met each other in a frenzy of life and death. Little did they know that they were just part of an organization for...Evil.

Chapter5 (v.1) - I Feel Like I Am Getting Fat Again

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Submitted: April 04, 2013

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Chapter Content - ver.1

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Emily looked towards Britt, and expected her to say something enthusiastic.

"Oh, they're so wrinkly and fat." Cooed Britt, as she stared at a windowsill.

“I love fat stupid animals. Fat stupid people, not really. But there’s this cat that I picked up, and he wheezed a little, and I crossed it off my bucket list.”

Emily looks at Britt with dire concern.

“Britt...what happened to the stripper?”

“Oh she died. She’s rotting in a cave...I sold her to a dragon for a Rice Krispie Treat.”

“That was my sister, bro.”

“I thought you didn’t like your sister.”

“Oh, duh.”

“Wat.”

“The inside of a penguin’s mouth is terrifying.”

“So is the inside of mine, but we have to live with that.”


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