................... I pulled the brush through my hair as Chad walked back into the bathroom pulling his shirt on over his head.
“I can’t believe we just did that” I looked at him through the mirror.
“I know good wasn’t it He grinned wrapping his arms round me and kissing my shoulder “New experience” his tongue flicked the hollow of my collar bone.
“Chad” I tried to sound stern but the things we’d just done in the shower I’m damn sure was more than illegal in some places but damn erotic.
“You can’t stay mad at me” he chuckled in a sing song voice “and by the way you look super cute” he kissed my cheek.
“Can you just go and at least make up coffee and try to soften up your Mom” I turned to look at him
“You look nervous”
“Chad you’re Mother just walked in and caught us butt assed naked in the steam shower and you haven’t told her we got married yet… I think I have every right to be a little nervous”
“It’ll be okay” he assured me rubbing my arms gently. He reached into the pocket of his jeans and pulled out my phone “Give my brother shit… I’ll be downstairs” his hand ran over my butt before he
walked out of the bathroom “Oh and Sweetheart” I put my head round the door. “I love you” he walked out of the bedroom. I sat on the edge of the tub with my phone.
*UR in soooooo much trouble Micheal… Get your Ass here and save me!!!!!!!!!!*
I hit send and pushed my phone in to the pocket of my Shorts and took a deep breath and walked out of the room hell I’d rather be going on stage in front of thousands of people than walking down
the stairs in our house… I sat on the stairs… Damn I was going down to meet my mother-in-law… I pulled m y phone from my pocket and dialed.
Alfie * hey you how you doing?
Me * I’m good better for spending some time kicking back hey I love you but is Heidi with you
Alfie * I love you too and yes shes lay right next to me
Heidi * Chrissy
Me * Okay I need moral support
Heidi * what…? Are you okay…? You need us to come to Canada…? Do I have to kick a certain rock stars Ass…?
Me * calm down No Chad’s beyond perfect and hey if you guys want to come up here then you can. Chad’s Mom walked in on us naked this morning
All I could hear was howling laughter on the phone
Alfie * his Mom… Chris he’s a grown assed man and his Mom walked in
Me 8 okay stop laughing and thing about it what if the first time you’d met Heidi’s parents you were turned on as all hell and about to get laid
The laughing stopped
Me * only this isn’t just anyone it just hit me she’s my mother-in-law
Heidi * Oh crap… I’m sure you ‘ll be fine
Alfie * hell yeah she’d be dumb if she didn’t love you... you and Chad rock together
Heidi * remember that we love you
Me * I know guys
Alfie * call if it gets crappy and we’ll try to get a flight up there tonight and we’ll get Miranda to come as well you know she’ll kick ass of you
Me * true… okay I just needed to hear some friendly voices I’d better go face her
Heidi * you can do it girl
I hung up the phone and took another deep breath and got off the stairs, I heard voices in the kitchen along with the enticing smell of coffee.
“You couldn’t have called”
“No Mom” Chad groaned “You’d be pissed with me for doing that”
“And you don’t think I’m pissed with you for running off and getting married to someone girl you just met” she sounded frustrated “I still don’t get why you and Marianne never walked down the
“Okay Mom you need to drop that one” Chad snapped a little
“She was a sweet girl”
“Sweet girl she’s trying to bleed him of $100,000 a month” I said stepping into the kitchen Chad was leaning on the kitchen counter. His Mom turned round and looked at me and looked me over
“And what is it you’re wanting out of him”
“Mom” Chad jumped to my defense
“Nothing… I’m not after his money hell I have a better car than he does already”
‘Okay that’s debatable” Chad had to smile at that he poured me a coffee and handed it to me. “And Mom Chris has never asked me for anything”
“Is it true you’re only nineteen?” she ignored Chad
“Yes” I nodded, Chad took a deep breath as he put his arms round me
“Seriously do you realize you could be her dad” she looked at Chad
“Yes I do” He said flatly “and do I care Hell no… You have no idea the reasons why I fell in love with Chris”
“Love or Lust Chad you’ve always been the same impetuous and strong willed” She took a drink of her coffee
“Mom… I’m already irritated as hell that you came here without calling first and the fact you walked in on me and Chris” He tipped his head She held up her hands.
“I’m sorry for doing that, but when I get one of my friends calling me to tell me that my youngest son has got married” she actually looked hurt “and married to someone I’ve never even met”.
“Okay I didn’t even tell Mike” she raised her eyebrow at him “There was one person other than me that knew I was going to propose to Chris and that was because he was looking after the ring for me”
he held up my hand “I asked Chris to be my wife and it was the right time and place and we got married the same night” I wrapped my hands round my cup and looked at her.
“Am I going to be getting another grandkid soon?”
“No Ma’am” I shook my head she took a deep breath
“Chad go find something to do” she looked at him
“Go find something to keep you busy for a while I want to get to know my daughter-in-law” I looked at Chad and nodded.
“Okay but she has the right to throw you out of OUR house at anypoint and I’ll back her all the way” he kissed me as the buzzer sounded fo the gate.
“That’ll be Mike” I smiled at him
“Yeah I told him he was in the shit” Chad grinned at me
“I’ll deal with him” he nodded “Love you”
“Love you too” I watched as he walked out.
“Shall we go out into the garden?” his Mom walked over to the door… garden hell I wanted to go to the bar right now………….
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