Marco: Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Bleep.
Polo: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Marco, you need to stop saying them cuss words.
Marco: What cuss words, bleep.
Polo: That one you just said.
Marco: Wait what, but you don't understand, that's not a cuss word, honest.
Polo: Marco, you're getting bleepin lies.
Marco: The bleepin lies, what's that.
Polo: Oh, it's where you keep saying cuss words and sooner or later, you turn into a banana.
Marco: Oh, please that is not true, I'm not gonna turn into a banana.
Polo: Uh, yes you are.
Marco: Uh, okay, fine, how do I stop the cuss words.
Polo: Well, first you turn around three times.
Marco turns around three times.
Polo: Then you turn yourself into a dog.
Marco turns himself into a dog
Polo: Then, you turn yourself back.
Marco turns himself back
Polo: Then you clean up the whole room.
Marco cleans up the whole room
Polo: And last but not least you wash your mouth with soap.
Marco washes his mouth with soap
Marco: Wow, I feel good as new, thanks Polo.
Polo: You're welcome.
Marco: Now to go see Tanya.
Polo: Okay, bye Marco.
Marco: Bye, Polo.
Tanya: Hey, Marco, let's kiss.
Marco and Tanya kiss
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