The Girl Who Cheated At Everything. Mostly.

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

The typical story of when man meet a woman and set himself on fire because she drives him to the point of insanity. Actually she helps put the car into neutral and push the man off the relationship cliff.

Chapter 1 (v.1) - The Girl Who Cheated At Everything. Mostly.

Submitted: September 02, 2010

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Submitted: September 02, 2010



The Girl who cheated at everything. Is a well known story in the area. It's a story
told to little girls and sometimes bad little boys. The girl name was simple and
short. Elle. That's what they call all girls who become future arsonist.
Her fire burning days came quickly quietly.

However, Elle had a difficult time losing at anything. In fact she refused even let
her baby teeth fall out...she did lose them eventually, but she denied this fact to
our beleaguer dentist friend. The poor fool.

"I see you have a cavity" replied tim the dentist. "No I don't. And if I do.
Which I'm not saying I do. It will fall out. it's a baby tooth." Elle said

Now the dentist was on the verge on confusion and replied the best way he
knew how. "It's not a baby tooth!" Elle had already given up the conversation
and finished it with a strong "It is."

The Dentist who we will call Tim. He looked like a Tim. He looked like all Tim's
do. Big blue deer shaped eyes. Which when you saw his eyes you almost
wanted to mount him on a deer rack. His ears were in perfect placement with
each other. Not like people named Dale whose ear just flopped all over the
place. Unfortunately, our dentist friend had a crush of Elle.
Why? Only Heaven Knows.

Elle was a female that until recently had been a myth. No one has ever
met this ghost of a person.... Elle had what can best be described as having
an illogical flowing mane of raven hair. Her hair was not bound by the sciences
of man. Her hair was in that constant supermodel mode. The thing that really
made one notice Elle though, was her deep-set golden eyes.

One couldn't help be mesmerize by these tremendous orbs. yes orbs.

Now Tim. Poor Tim. Poor Stupid Tim was awe stuck. He knew he shouldn't
have allowed himself to be captured by her radiant beauty. He had heard the
stories, bad stories. He couldn't help it. It's because he was stupid
which was previously mentioned before.

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