Dear Dum Diary

Dear Dum Diary

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Ellis is funny and entertaining, you will love her!
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Summary

Ellis is funny and entertaining, you will love her!

Chapter1 (v.1) - Chocolate, peace and..... Laugh!!!!

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Ellis is funny and entertaining, you will love her!

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Submitted: July 27, 2010

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Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: July 27, 2010

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My name is Ellis.

I love writing, myaunt Norabought me a diary for my birthday present thinking that it would make me not think she was an anoying brat, she was wrong though.

I have always loved writing, when I was a todler I wrote ELLIE across all the walls of our house in bright pink permanent marker, my mom was outraged and smacked me on my head, we had to re-paintthe walls and we went to a paint store and the only paint there was shocking pink. So we used that, we painted it our selves and i drew a doll with a head since i could not reach high enough to draw the head, my mom slaped me and said I was a twisted kid.

When I turned 6 I wanted a kitten I named her after my teddy who had led a very adventures life so its head had fallen off so I burried it in my garden its name was teddy-bear oh god did my friends laugh when I said the name of my cat when I was older I dressed my cat up as a frog for halloween and i dont think she liked that.


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