Chapter 7: Cosmic Entity Linked to Missing Artifacts

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

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Karl Kolchak Talks About the Mystical Left Handed Universe.

For ages I've been plagued by the enigmatic problem where one glove from a pair vanishes without a trace. A deeper investigation verfied the right handed glove does not vanish, but is replaced by a suspicious looking left handed glove. Surely it's a sign about the coming invasion of the glove snatchers! Can you say pod-gloves?

altTired of wearing a left handed glove on my right, I decided to investigate the issue. After considerable thought, I worked out an equation on my handy dandy marker board which postulates a black hole exists in my house that attracts right handed gloves and spews them into the left-handed universe. As the right handed glove mass constant decreases in my house, the right handed glove mass constant increases in the left-handed universe. To satisfy the need for balance between the 'handed' universes, a reciprocal black hole resides in the left handed universe that attracts only left handed gloves and spews them into my house. Balance is therefore maintained between the universes, avoiding an shift in glove mass that would lead to ultimate destruction.

Accursed black hole, give me back my right handed gloves!


Submitted: March 27, 2010

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Ben Walker

lol the gloves snatchers that would make sense! cool story

Wed, April 28th, 2010 6:50am

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