Yo Mama;yomaa

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Some yomamma jokes

Chapter 1 (v.1) - Yo Mama;yomaa

Submitted: June 14, 2011

Reads: 369

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Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test

Yo momma so dumb she thought, \"Wu Tang\" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public. Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a \"Wet Floor\" sign she did. Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.


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