Reporters Aaron and Alice News printed year 3010 November 3rd
What exactly are these “Humanoid Companions” that the ever growing company Apple has produced? Aliens, uncovered by the government? Clones of people from the past? Are they friends of humankind? Or are they enemies of our whole race? Are they here to help us, or to take over our world? Reporters Aaron and Alice are here to set the record straight.
So what are Humanoid Companions, or Humanoids as they are nicknamed? Why were they built, and are they like humans? Humanoids are almost completely like humans, if it weren’t for the nature of their “birth” and their personalities. In some ways, they are clones, as their structure, both inside and out, are exactly like a human’s. But if they were human, they would be the kind of person who’d look like they did plastic surgery over and over, they were just that perfect. Even their personality is perfect; obedient and docile, you wouldn’t have any trouble with them. They are completely obedient to their human masters, even having various skills, such as cleaning or cooking, hardwired into them, so that they could serve their masters better.
Yes, Humanoids are very high in demand, so much so that the price has sky-rocketed in just the past few days. Honestly, what are you waiting for? Ignore the hefty cost and buy them! The Apple Company guarantee that you will not regret it.
* This article was released on November 3rd, only to be called back on November 5th. This is the last copy of this article left. Whether it was called back for lies, or because the truth was top secret, we do not know.
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