Did you hear about the KIddnapping?He Woke up so it alright now.
What do you get when you mix a bungy cord and an owl? My Ass
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to get some hanky panky silly jill for got the pill and now theres little Franky
Whats black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill
Whats black and white and laghing? The one that pushed him
Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Pie... That one not really a joke... i just like pie
Well thats all for now Ill have more some other time
Submitted: July 04, 2009
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lol some of these were definetly "eye-rollers" but that made it funny... i too liked the pie part...
Mon, July 6th, 2009 7:43amFacebook Comments
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hahahahaha the pie part was really funny
Sat, July 4th, 2009 6:50amNice work
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thanks you know i try my best
Sat, July 4th, 2009 1:18am