Stupid Jokes

Short Story by: VanillaBear

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Just a small collection of jokes

Did you hear about the KIddnapping?He Woke up so it alright now.

What do you get when you mix a bungy cord and an owl? My Ass

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to get some hanky panky silly jill for got the pill and now theres little Franky

Whats black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill

Whats black and white and laghing? The one that pushed him

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Pie... That one not really a joke... i just like pie

Well thats all for now Ill have more some other time

Submitted: July 04, 2009

Humor funny stupid pie daniel

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hahahahaha the pie part was really funny

Nice work

Sat, July 4th, 2009 6:50am

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thanks you know i try my best

Sat, July 4th, 2009 1:18am

lol some of these were definetly "eye-rollers" but that made it funny... i too liked the pie part...

Mon, July 6th, 2009 7:43am

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i will take that as a complement so thank you

Wed, July 8th, 2009 6:43am

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