Allow Xavier Cockroachal Damon, the guru of wellness, to lead you down a path to happiness and inner peace with these life lessons one certainly must see so as they don't make the same mistakes. Is it joy you seek? Follow these lessons and you shall never know sorrow again. It is the first part of my self-published book, the full version available many places, "Cockroachalisms, Life Lessons Learned On My Journey Through Life, and Gus Versus the Evil Gods, and U Is All a Bunch of A-holes, and Love an Ode to Valentine's Day, and Hope".
Snowmageddon of 2010 was destined to be a killer. It started in the Pacific just off Mexico, snuck across the border just south of Albuquerque, New Mexico, headed east on Interstate 40 and then north along the Inter-coastal Waterway and pretty much did a prolonged “hat dance” on metropolitan Washington, D.C. 24 to 36 inches of snow later, it jumped and gyrated, twisted and spun up the coast to a frozen waste land located a few miles the other side of the last American outpost on the frozen northern frontier, Limestone, Maine. Mid-day on the first day, President looked out the window of his up-armored armored, four-wheel drive Chevy Suburban and knew that he needed help. He called Big Mama.
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It's a story about being a high school outcast, but it's ruined because I put fantasy in it. It being told in the first person (i think) gives you hope that it all came out alright in the end.