Funny things that happen in my life (because of my grandmother). Nobody seems to be around for some but they are hilarious or just epic fails. Hope you enjoy my misery, looking back, I do too!
This is copyright to me ~Kyuo
Please don't steal it.
I know this is redundant, but I don't know where this one came from. Maybe I was super-duper drunk...or just being myself. Actually, that would be impressive if I could write while drunk!
Anyway, I don't know if anyone will find this funny, but if I can get a chuckle here and there then mission accomplished!
This started out as an animated show script so it may seem a little weird to read as it's formatted. It's about a family of cats who are rich in San Francisco. The teen daughter of the rich feline, Calvin Reynolds, runs away with her punk boyfriend, but in the end everything is okay...almost.
Snowmageddon of 2010 was destined to be a killer. It started in the Pacific just off Mexico, snuck across the border just south of Albuquerque, New Mexico, headed east on Interstate 40 and then north along the Inter-coastal Waterway and pretty much did a prolonged “hat dance” on metropolitan Washington, D.C. 24 to 36 inches of snow later, it jumped and gyrated, twisted and spun up the coast to a frozen waste land located a few miles the other side of the last American outpost on the frozen northern frontier, Limestone, Maine. Mid-day on the first day, President looked out the window of his up-armored armored, four-wheel drive Chevy Suburban and knew that he needed help. He called Big Mama.
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It's a story about being a high school outcast, but it's ruined because I put fantasy in it. It being told in the first person (i think) gives you hope that it all came out alright in the end.