Most writers of books at times need to edit out portions of their story to keep the general flow of the thread. And sometimes those portions are omitted because they just don't sit correctly in the story.
This short story is based on a terrible family which I chose not to include in my silly novel Spigworth Pond because I grew to hate them and didn't want to include them in the finished book.. I never like to waste anything I have written, there may be at some time a use for it, I think this is that time. This story is truly for train-spotters who have bought and enjoyed Spigworth Pond. I hope you enjoy it.
Ezekiel has joined the travelling Rogues' Gallery and found himself in all manner of strange situations and positions as the comedic caravan of grifters chugs along both the main and the side roads of Southern California.
A woman’s handkerchief! It’s rather old, crumpled, and faded. What is this? A faded maroon smear? It is definitely the lipstick imprint of a woman’s lips! So, our marriage of seven years has come to this!
. Suddenly a drumstick flew across the table, hitting Aunt Judy alongside her head. I heard the strike but missed the throw. I spent many an hour reliving those precious moments. God love 'em for providing me with the happiest Thanksgiving Day Dinner, ever. Oh, for the good old days.
'teatime tales', from which this story comes, is a collection of short stories based on the characters from the Peckham Novels, which are available on Amazon.
'A Squeak in the Dark' features characters from the third book in the series, 'Paint the Town Red'.
TJULEN AND HIS FRIEND
(stupid unusual story that makes no sense, grammar is intentionally bad, read to the end)
One upon a time he was old. Than he met she. She met him. Very well!!!!! They habe zu work in then was that. But they dont know that Teddy the son of his son and mother of his father and son of his cousin was back. Tjulen drink very well and it was drunk. Tjulens friend was she and no he. Tjulen start singing "its rainging day aleluya!!" but was no rain but it was heil!! Teddy the raper 151 get in house. She was there Teddy want to rape she but she was gay!!! and she rape the Teddy, her was death of Teddy kingdom!!! But Teddy rape Tjulen that was god motherfucker. They dont know what and it was heepy end....
Because Tjulen and his friend was very well.