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At earth's doorstep, an extinction level event... A terrified world watches helplessly as a hostile alien race constructs a mega structure to harness the sun's energy which will be used to terra-form the moon, making it habitable for their species. Mankind names it "the Nemesis Vector". Unless the aliens can… Read More

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"Hi Bo So far what an explosive and exciting beginning to this Science Fiction jamboree. I'm enjoying the blend of different genres and shorts..." Read More

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Yesterday News is a wild newspaper written by anyone who wants to write for it. If you want to write for Yesterday News, contact yestodaynewz@gmail.com. This issue is a little bit old. Read More

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January 01, 2019

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After taking a long hard look at my country I have figured out why we are slowly fallen apart. Read More

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January 01, 2019

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It is time for the readers to get a reward for reading. Read More

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December 29, 2018

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Join the Cult of Nobody and be special. Read More

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December 29, 2018

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First attempt at writing a funny blog using experiences in my field to pretend to be a paramedic out on duty. Read More

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I'm out drinking one night and God comes to see me. This is our conversation transcribed word for word for recording I made that night. Read More

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A quick article about why I think colour segregation is important. PLEASE READ IT TO THE END! (I don't usually use all capitals, but I did mean to yell that statement.) Read More

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September 21, 2018

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To dye or not to dye....each of us is caught up in this dilemma, especially in India where almost all of us have dark brown to black hair. Once you give in to dying, there is no going back and for years you become slave to the brush, bottle and… Read More

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September 19, 2018

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We , meaning my husband and I, are now at an age when new gadgets only serve to complicate our lives. However that does not prevent us from buying them.....and struggling with them Read More

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A barren Martian Princess travels to Earth with her personal evil physician with the intention of kidnapping women as breeding stock on Mars, until their plans are disrupted by a mentally ill American space android. Read More

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Synopsis: Experimental nuclear weapon testing in the south-western US deserts accidentally creates giant ants looking for a place to call home where their freakish nature will blend in; Los Angeles or bust. Read More

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As usual, mother nature is striking back at us, now with killer bees that have slowly been traveling north form their South American origins and they just happen to make their way to a secret American Military establishment (possibly nuclear in nature) killing everyone except a lone entomologist tracking the… Read More

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Can you imagine doing absolutely nothing? Is it really possible to achieve this just for a minute in your life? Do you have any questions? Feel free to ask them in the comments. Read More

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3 - PRAYING TO GET OUT OF LEGAL TROUBLE According to a Department of Correctional Services census, there are 8,643 people in United States prisons named Jesus, 34 of them women. If you are currently in prison and reading this take note because your prayers for freedom are probably going… Read More

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Cats, an exceptionally cute and adorable pet. They really love us, and we adore them too. But, let’s be honest; Just simply assume one of our worst nightmares that cats began ruling the world. Indeed, to be completely forthright, preparing food for our Cats and constantly taking care of them,… Read More

#humor, #world, #cats, #rule, #pets

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5 - AIRPLANE First made famous when Freddie Laker banged his secretary on the inaugural flight of Laker's Airways in '66, having sex at 30,000 feet is now on everybody's Fucket List. Like smoking and yelling "bomb", throwing the occupied switch and servicing your husband in the toilet on Flight… Read More

#sex

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When the one chosen is against the one competing for the same position. Read More

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There is a lot because of his poverty. In reality he was the son of a famous and rich father. Unfortunately, since the father had died in a distant place, he did not know that. Consequently he was spending his life in abject poverty and misery.One day astrologer visited him.… Read More

#poor