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December 31, 1969

Reads: 401

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During a cross-country roadtrip with her best friend, Annie is forced to confront memories she'd long buried all while dealing with a dark passenger. Read More

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Book / Mystery and Crime

December 31, 1969

Reads: 418

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Set in the summer break of 2028, Flight United 999 is a suspenseful psychological thriller about a holiday gone wrong. After his brother wins a free vacation to the ‘Neo Dome’, Mathew the main protagonist of the mystery to unfold finds himself trapped in a conspired and mind boggling expedition.… Read More

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June 12, 2019

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June 11, 2019

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June 03, 2019

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Comments: 1

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May 31, 2019

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May 09, 2019

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Happy Europe Day/ Liberation Day/ Communism Day, I don't know, everyone seems to have some reason to have a weird name for May 9th, anyway... This is remotely related to Europe so I guess it fits the day Read More

#usa, #eu

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April 21, 2019

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April 11, 2019

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I ad to write about this, because my teacher in a biology class brought this hilarious thing up. Read More

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April 04, 2019

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March 30, 2019

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Hello, my name is Kelly, who am I kidding, it's not like any of you give a fuck. Anywayz, Tyler is my older brother and you will probably know him because he is the FATTEST jerk in school. Read More

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March 25, 2019

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The commander of an orbiting space station is recruited to become the chief of a special task force leading terrestrial authorities in the hunt for who or whatever is responsible for the mysterious disappearances of people on a daily basis that’s growing exponentially. (Did I mention space chicks play a… Read More

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March 11, 2019

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March 01, 2019

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February 28, 2019

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We humans think that we are smart, but sometimes we leave our brains in our back pockets Read More

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February 20, 2019

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Curse of Bigfoot is not that kind of movie. When you watch it, and I dare you too, the feeling of embarrassment for everyone involved in it will be overwhelming. Only after watching will you understand what the curse is. Read More

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February 12, 2019

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Life isn't always easy and we try to always go the easy way. Which is sometimes harder than the hard way. Read More

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January 24, 2019

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Earth’s leading expert in genetics and longevity is kidnapped along with his assistant by aliens from a world with a dying population and no future in the hopes that he can solve their problems, but back home he’s left his latest work in the atomic oven that if left unchecked… Read More

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January 22, 2019

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What is going on with our country today. From the government to the people themselves. even to sports. Read More

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January 20, 2019

Reads: 124

Comments: 3

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January 15, 2019

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Yesterday News is a wild newspaper written by anyone who wants to write for it. If you want to write for Yesterday News, contact yestodaynewz@gmail.com. This issue is a little bit old. Read More

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January 01, 2019

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After taking a long hard look at my country I have figured out why we are slowly fallen apart. Read More

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January 01, 2019

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Comments: 5

It is time for the readers to get a reward for reading. Read More

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December 29, 2018

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Comments: 1

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Join the Cult of Nobody and be special. Read More

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December 29, 2018

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First attempt at writing a funny blog using experiences in my field to pretend to be a paramedic out on duty. Read More

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December 22, 2018

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I'm out drinking one night and God comes to see me. This is our conversation transcribed word for word for recording I made that night. Read More

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December 14, 2018

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Comments: 1

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November 25, 2018

Reads: 154

Comments: 7

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A quick article about why I think colour segregation is important. PLEASE READ IT TO THE END! (I don't usually use all capitals, but I did mean to yell that statement.) Read More

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September 21, 2018

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To dye or not to dye....each of us is caught up in this dilemma, especially in India where almost all of us have dark brown to black hair. Once you give in to dying, there is no going back and for years you become slave to the brush, bottle and… Read More

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September 19, 2018

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We , meaning my husband and I, are now at an age when new gadgets only serve to complicate our lives. However that does not prevent us from buying them.....and struggling with them Read More

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September 08, 2018

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A barren Martian Princess travels to Earth with her personal evil physician with the intention of kidnapping women as breeding stock on Mars, until their plans are disrupted by a mentally ill American space android. Read More

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September 07, 2018

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Synopsis: Experimental nuclear weapon testing in the south-western US deserts accidentally creates giant ants looking for a place to call home where their freakish nature will blend in; Los Angeles or bust. Read More

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August 18, 2018

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August 18, 2018

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Comments: 1

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As usual, mother nature is striking back at us, now with killer bees that have slowly been traveling north form their South American origins and they just happen to make their way to a secret American Military establishment (possibly nuclear in nature) killing everyone except a lone entomologist tracking the… Read More

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July 30, 2018

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Can you imagine doing absolutely nothing? Is it really possible to achieve this just for a minute in your life? Do you have any questions? Feel free to ask them in the comments. Read More

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July 27, 2018

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3 - PRAYING TO GET OUT OF LEGAL TROUBLE According to a Department of Correctional Services census, there are 8,643 people in United States prisons named Jesus, 34 of them women. If you are currently in prison and reading this take note because your prayers for freedom are probably going… Read More

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July 24, 2018

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Cats, an exceptionally cute and adorable pet. They really love us, and we adore them too. But, let’s be honest; Just simply assume one of our worst nightmares that cats began ruling the world. Indeed, to be completely forthright, preparing food for our Cats and constantly taking care of them,… Read More

#humor, #world, #cats, #rule, #pets

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July 21, 2018

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5 - AIRPLANE First made famous when Freddie Laker banged his secretary on the inaugural flight of Laker's Airways in '66, having sex at 30,000 feet is now on everybody's Fucket List. Like smoking and yelling "bomb", throwing the occupied switch and servicing your husband in the toilet on Flight… Read More

#sex

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July 15, 2018

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When the one chosen is against the one competing for the same position. Read More

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June 27, 2018

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There is a lot because of his poverty. In reality he was the son of a famous and rich father. Unfortunately, since the father had died in a distant place, he did not know that. Consequently he was spending his life in abject poverty and misery.One day astrologer visited him.… Read More

#poor

Random thoughts I had while listening to music. Read More