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RoboCop meets the Great Escape It's a race to the surface and freedom. A fast-paced, action-adventure pitting humans and cyborgs led by one family, the Henry's, against the transhumanist government of Eris which has instituted "hard-kill" measures to eliminate the now useless Fleshie population. Read More
I love movies, here's a bunch of cliches and standard situations that seem to pop up again and again. Read

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A few of my pet peeves when it comes to poetry. Totally subjective and not carved in granite. Mostly just for laughs, but every rule is unbreakable if you want your poetry to be even slightly above average. Of course, I've broken every last one of them, so... Read

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I wrote this a few years back and it's turned out to be prophetic as far as the AI actors. The rest is strictly for laughs. Read

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The number and types of our friendships change as we grow. How we label friendships can tell us much about the level of closeness. What is your hierarchy of labels? Read

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June 28, 2023

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Life begins at Menopause Read

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June 21, 2023

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www.JeffBettgerPoetry.com Nothing harkens the beginning of Summer like a garden! But to what lengths will I go to protect this year's garden from furry mauraders! :-) Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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May 19, 2023

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i need answers... Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read
What happens when you visit relatives for Christmas and the airlines have a major meltdown and you are stuck in an airport far from home? With a salesman from Iowa? Read

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The solution! Read

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AN ELEGANT SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING... Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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he following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read

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The following features are extracted entries lifted liberally from letters written to friends, family, and former congenial colleagues. Parts of particular portions put on paper are pensive points to ponder, occasionally others essentially for elemental edification and enlightenment. And also additionally, some seem sort of frankly frivolous froth to mostly… Read