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Poem / True Confessions

December 31, 1969

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Book / Mystery and Crime

December 31, 1969

Reads: 403

Likes: 2

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Set in the summer break of 2028, Flight United 999 is a suspenseful psychological thriller about a holiday gone wrong. After his brother wins a free vacation to the ‘Neo Dome’, Mathew the main protagonist of the mystery to unfold finds himself trapped in a conspired and mind boggling expedition.… Read More

Essay / Humor

June 15, 2019

Reads: 59

Comments: 3

#ufos

Essay / Humor

May 29, 2019

Reads: 80

Comments: 2

Random observation at the breakfast buffet may be an insight to the future of human. Read More

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May 28, 2019

Reads: 55

Comments: 1

How Canadian;s Pronounce our American Cities, EH All in humor for our Canadian Neighbors in the North, EH Read More
Proper Pronunciation of Main Canadian Areas and Cities: All in humor of course to our Northern N-EH-ighbors, EH Read More

Essay / Humor

May 25, 2019

Reads: 59

Comments: 1

Essay / Humor

May 20, 2019

Reads: 70

Comments: 4

Essay / Humor

May 13, 2019

Reads: 71

Comments: 1

My reflections on Mother's Day gifts as a single parent. Read More

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April 29, 2019

Reads: 72

Comments: 3

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Overwhelmed by too many options? You are not alone. Read More

Essay / Humor

April 13, 2019

Reads: 99

Comments: 4

Essay / Humor

April 06, 2019

Reads: 95

Comments: 3

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March 29, 2019

Reads: 78

Comments: 1

The title says it all. Read More

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March 27, 2019

Reads: 91

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March 19, 2019

Reads: 115

Comments: 4

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Essay / Humor

March 06, 2019

Reads: 114

Comments: 1

#kids

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March 05, 2019

Reads: 118

This is an excerpt from a book in progress titled "Lemonade With Ludwig." Read More

Essay / Humor

March 03, 2019

Reads: 185

Comments: 2

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By today's standards, the skinny model Twiggy of the 1960s would be considered fat. Think I'll ponder that over a piece of chocolate cake. Read More

Essay / Humor

February 25, 2019

Reads: 92

Comments: 3

Essay / Humor

February 22, 2019

Reads: 94

Comments: 1

So... I'm doing this to just see if people are really into fake news like they say they are. In case you don't know what the Onion is, google it after you've read this. Read More

Essay / Humor

February 12, 2019

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Essay / Humor

February 07, 2019

Reads: 89

It is a hybrid essay/short story that examines the history of Valentine's Day from its beginning to its modern day exercise in corporate greed. So, celebrate the holiday by reading "Love, an Ode to Valentine's Day", an in no way cynical commentary because isn't the day really about love? It… Read More

Essay / Humor

January 31, 2019

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January 30, 2019

Reads: 159

A humorous piece bemoaning a certain aspect of social media. Read More

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January 30, 2019

Reads: 106

Essay / Humor

January 27, 2019

Reads: 93

Just a bunch of random stuff i was thinking of whit nothing to do Read More

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January 23, 2019

Reads: 80

Valentines Day, a day when you are to show love to your special someone. Well, what about the other 364 days of the year. Valentines Day, what a scam Read More

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January 18, 2019

Reads: 94

We must eat healthy for a good life as well as exercise. But doesn't bacon have a place in this ? Read More
If cats could talk, what would they say to each other? This piece will have three cats, sitting around talking about what goes on in their daily lives. Read More

Essay / Humor

January 02, 2019

Reads: 111

Essay / Humor

December 25, 2018

Reads: 135

#s

Essay / Humor

December 20, 2018

Reads: 114

just some stuff that has happen to me over the years, maybe some of you can relate to it. Read More

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December 13, 2018

Reads: 117

This addition is via the kind encouragement of hullabaloo22. Hope it's not anti-climactic. (despite my use of that last word, I tried to avoid all naughty redefine; though many did enter my mind) Read More

Essay / Humor

November 27, 2018

Reads: 140

Comments: 2

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I love words, I love playing with them and changing them just for the simple pleasure of it. Here's a few of them from my book of new definition... Read More

Essay / Humor

November 24, 2018

Reads: 96

What concerns me is the number of news reports about the Tokkeloshe, ghosts, black magic, evil spells, witches and witchcraft. Read More

Essay / Humor

September 22, 2018

Reads: 194

Comments: 1

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Fond memories of a twisted childhood in the suburbs, despite the fact that eventually both of my parents died in maximum security penitentiaries. Read More

Essay / Humor

September 13, 2018

Reads: 110

Comments: 2

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The magazine for 'get off my lawners' Read More

Essay / Humor

September 04, 2018

Reads: 155

Comments: 1

Chasing my EGO is a constant endeavor, as it probably is with most of us. Doing a wood-burning of myself that I viewed as funny but vain, I decided to write my thoughts on EGO. Read More
Based on a number of true stories from my teen years in Stow, Ohio. Read More

Essay / Humor

July 23, 2018

Reads: 158

Comments: 3

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Please, grow up! Read More