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Poem / True Confessions

December 31, 1969

Reads: 688

Comments: 1

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Poem / Non-Fiction

December 31, 1969

Reads: 294

Likes: 5

Real life and real people struggle. Everybody says they’re okay, how many of us actually are? Read More

Script / Humor

July 16, 2019

Reads: 32

The Big Big Gig is a script for a children's animated comedy about a young girl who goes to a talent contest and needs just a little help winning. Read More

Script / Humor

July 15, 2019

Reads: 50

Mayor Satch and his staff prepare a glitzy reception for Vermont Governor Phil Scott's arrival in Hansbay- only for him to be the bearer of bad news. Amy tries to butter up the news media so they cover her husband more positively. Sarah tries to help Brennan's younger brother get… Read More
Rob and Lilly attempt to save their relationship, but Evelyn's story about Rob's ancestor inspires doubt. Miles' club falters and he is forced to reach out to Stone Productions and get back to doing what he does best- making terrible films. Noel begins to suspect Bonnie is doing porn again. Read More

Script / Humor

July 08, 2019

Reads: 49

In this short piece of bonus content from Bloodless, we explore the final days of Sheffield's and Kelly's High School journey, where they both have relationship problems to contend with, of different sorts. Read More

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July 06, 2019

Reads: 97

Irving Melvin Adam Dumasse has a really decent, manly roommate, till he just suddenly changes...………. Read More

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July 04, 2019

Reads: 54

Sarah begins to organize anti-Satch Presidential campaign protests outside City Hall, and public opinion begins to sour on Satch for his flirtation with a Presidential bid. Satch and his advisors devise a classy way to withdraw his name from consideration without embarrassing themselves. Jennifer and Ethan disagree over a proposed… Read More
Rob and Marianne's affair begins to interfere with his work, causing his co-workers to become concerned for his health. Luther grows tired of his coworkers hating him for testifying against Ryan, so he throws a party to bury the hatchet. Hannah and Xandra try out for the same television role… Read More

Script / Humor

June 16, 2019

Reads: 52

In the series premiere of Donahues spin-off "Hansbay", Mayor Satch must prepare a State of the City speech once the City Council develops a plan to strip him of appointment powers. Ethan must convince far-left Councilwoman Carpenter to support the plan to strip Satch of his powers. Councilman Alexander uses… Read More

Script / Humor

June 11, 2019

Reads: 67

It is a full length play about the Trump administration with Donald Trump as king ruling over an actual kingdom. It really doesn't have high ambitions, only to parody a bunch of people who are already parodies unto themselves. Read More
In the Valley of the Tools Season 2 premiere, Rob is diagnosed with chronic bronchitis and enlists the help of a holistic healer he's fallen in line with, causing problems at the office and at home. Whitney has become a workaholic, staying late every night, so she doesn't know how… Read More

Script / Humor

June 09, 2019

Reads: 135

Comments: 1

Script / Humor

May 30, 2019

Reads: 62

Ryan Donahue's Big Day has finally come- he's graduated from SUNY Plattsburgh with a Music Degree. He has grand plans to move to Los Angeles and start his music career. But suddenly, he's arrested and tried for the murder of Ashton Delay. How will the Jury come down on his… Read More

Script / Humor

May 30, 2019

Reads: 71

This is another ten minute play about the Trump administration. The focus is on the spokespeople, media voices and all other enablers who will defend every action and word by Donald Trump regardless of how detestable and indefensible it is, displaying zero integrity or shame. They are "The Scum Surrogates". Read More

Script / Humor

May 22, 2019

Reads: 76

In the Season finale of Bloodless, Oliver and Kelly attempt to flee Evanston when they find out the Evanston police plan on investigating Oliver for the murder of Harold Lennon, Roy tries to cut off relations between himself and Kenny's girlfriend Jackie, but they drag him back into it after… Read More

Script / Humor

May 12, 2019

Reads: 88

Oliver catches feelings for Naomi after an intervention from his parents and days in self-imposed confinement and tries to arrange a meeting with Naomi to gain closure, Roy notices Melissa being increasingly distant and grows closer to Jackie at a Church Retreat, while Kelly seeks to find out what it's… Read More

Script / Humor

May 11, 2019

Reads: 95

Santa Clause is coming to town...because he got bought out due to global warming. A ridiculous comedy script by Genne Mikel written at Christmas 2016. Read More

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May 04, 2019

Reads: 67

Roy, Kelly and Sheffield plan to rescue Oliver from the dungeon. Oliver gets to know his meal and desperately tries to like him.Melissa’s parents find out about her relationship with Roy, and object on racial grounds. Read More

Script / Humor

April 23, 2019

Reads: 86

Comments: 1

Roy is so disgusted that Oliver sold drugs to teenagers and his partner attacked Melissa, that he enlists the help of a Wicca to turn him back into a human. Roy comforts Jackie after finding out her drug-dealing boyfriend is abusive. Sheffield propositions Tricia to take part in his short… Read More

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April 12, 2019

Reads: 75

Script / Humor

April 08, 2019

Reads: 62

Oliver’s parents find out about his failing grades and pledge to cut off financial support for him. Thus, Oliver is forced to take a job at Second Window, where Prodigy convinces him to help him sell drugs, where he’s forced to make a moral decision. Kelly is forced to psychologically… Read More

Script / Humor

March 31, 2019

Reads: 90

Oliver’s professor sits him down and has a tough conversation about his grades, which makes hiding his terrible grades from his parents all the more difficult. This is compounded when Stephanie gets in a fight with her parents and runs away to sleep at Oliver’s place. Sheffield gets in a… Read More

Script / Humor

March 21, 2019

Reads: 77

Oliver is forced to negotiate with David over the terms of his silence, enlisting Roy as an advisor in the intense negotiations. Roy is forced to deal with a crazy homeless person who comes in to the store to talk his ear off and ask him for help. Prodigy becomes… Read More

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March 21, 2019

Reads: 95

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

President Obama's new office Read More

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February 20, 2019

Reads: 105

Oliver hears that Naomi is dating a frat bro named David. When Oliver sees Naomi and David during a bar crawl, his jealousy and rage inadvertently reveals his vampirism to his friends. Naomi gradually realizes how much of a worthless rebound David is. Kelly tries to get up the nerve… Read More

Script / Humor

February 12, 2019

Reads: 122

Roy turns twenty-two, so he brings Oliver to a birthday dinner with his parents. Things go awry however, when Oliver is forced to stay the night at Roy’s house and go to church the next morning, while hiding the fact that he’s a demonic creature of the night. Charlie notices… Read More

Script / Humor

February 06, 2019

Reads: 123

Roy grows tired of Oliver's sulking and self-hatred, so he brings her to a party. Roy's crush invited him to a house party, where Roy hoped to make a move on her. Kelly was invited to the same house party by her roommate, and it's here where she tries to… Read More

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January 31, 2019

Reads: 89

Oliver ventures off to take revenge on Charlie, but ends up learning the ropes of how to be a successful vampire. Roy teams up with Naomi to find Oliver and they bond over their mutual problems with him. Kelly Facebook stalks Oliver while enduring teasing from her annoying roommate and… Read More

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January 28, 2019

Reads: 90

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January 27, 2019

Reads: 70

Shelves: 1

Act Two of the comedy of the same title. Read Act One first if you haven't done so already.. Read More
Anyone can enjoy a little bit of Gilbert and Sullivan. Even if you are a criminal mastermind. A comedy in two acts. Read More

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January 22, 2019

Reads: 102

In the series premiere of Bloodless, Oliver Shine's girlfriend Naomi breaks up with him. As if things aren't bad enough, his drug dealer transforms him into a creature of the night, and he now has to navigate his last semester in college as a monster, and he can only do… Read More

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January 15, 2019

Reads: 102

Shelves: 1

This is a ten minute play about the corruption of the Trump administration and how all members of it base their actions in terms of the personal gain they will receive regardless of the detriment to the country or the world. The characters are presented as a crew of clueless… Read More

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January 09, 2019

Reads: 150

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

I put my hand on my chest, trying to feel that little flesh that usually beat faster. “Are you sleeping there?” Read More

#heart, #mind, #soul

Script / Humor

January 08, 2019

Reads: 105

Shelves: 1

Two girls go on a walk in their nice Michigan neighborhood. Read More

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January 07, 2019

Reads: 98

Shelves: 1

A short skit I wrote for my parents, nicknamed Winnie and Tigger. Read More

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December 30, 2018

Reads: 115

The Donahues is not back! Not permanently anyway. We check up on how our characters are doing almost ten months after the show ended. Happy New Years everyone! Read More

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December 29, 2018

Reads: 126

Comments: 1

A short play about an elderly man who has a chance meeting with his teenage sweetheart and realises she is rather formidable. Read More

Script / Humor

December 23, 2018

Reads: 115

Shelves: 1

Script / Humor

December 21, 2018

Reads: 109

Rob tries to find his path forward after Lilly and him agree to give each other space, Whitney and Hannah's relationship breaks down, Luther and Evelyn try to find out who killed Ashton Delay and McKenzie and Kevin try a risky new tactic to cure her clinical depression Read More