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When Gordy flees America and the War in Vietnam and takes a job as an English teacher in the Tokyo of the 1960s, he finds he gets a lot more than a mere hourly wage. [NOTE: My novel, "An American Love Song in Survival Japanese" has recently been published on… Read More

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"This is without a doubt the funniest story I've read in a decade. The entire Japanese female persona is laid bare here. Every bit true. Your sto..." Read More

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Brian gets turned off when Nina says something odd during sex. Lindsay becomes jealous of an up-and-coming DJ working his club. Brent tries to convince his father he’s not a failure. Read More

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It’s November 3rd, 2020, Election Day all across America, and everyone in Stone Productions hunkers down for a potentially long night as President Trump and Vice President Biden square off. Rob hosts another “pod party” at his house. Rob becomes so horrified by the early results, that he is heavily… Read More

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A man and woman engaged in separate cell phone conversations discover they know each other from their years working in the stunt flying business. Yes, the Flying Medusas, a legendary female stunt flying outfit and look out, here they come!!! Read More

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An architectural firm is force to lay off all of its staff and merge with a lingerie company, sharing headquarters. All of its staff but one -- Merilee Hudson, secretary and resident tarot reader. She is tasked with leading the company out of this mess, but finds herself in an… Read More

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Ne'er-do-well teen brothers try to rescue camp cuties from monster moose stampede in the wilds of Maine. Cutest durn script you'll ever read. Read More

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The shooting date for Alien AIDs and Human Slaves is moved way up, and after actors drop out, Miles is forced to hire Rob, McKenzie and Bonnie for major roles. Rob and Bonnie quarrel over their acting choices. Kevin is conflicted over his feelings for Evelyn. Miles tries to impress… Read More

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October 19, 2020

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Brian becomes obsessed with using his Christmas bonus to impress Nina. Spencer tries his best to bond with Melinda during their weekend together. Jack tries to pair his mother up with Lindsay. Read More

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Tongue-in-cheek cell phone conversation between an estranged father trapped in a Katrina-like hurricane and his daughter, who is trying to bring about reconciliation between him and his wife. (This is part of the "Biff Bang, American Hero & Other Plays" collection available on Amazon and as an ebook on numerous… Read More
Yes, the might Kudhu, turbaned seer and carnival sideshow attraction, who brings you prophecies of things to come. (An oldie by a goodie. First presented in 1999 as part of First Stage/Hollywood's annual Playwrights Express.) Read More

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Rob has to attract the interest of a financier with daddy issues but has trouble doing so. Hannah tries to get closure with Xandra. Luther, in his new capacity as head of talent management, tries to sign rapper Pop Spiders while trying to ignore his personal distaste for his music. Read More

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Brian and Lindsay have to figure out how to keep Spencer out of Annex. Nina seeks a job at Annex to keep away from Brent’s harassment at Five-Alarm cabaret. Savannah and Lindsay go to a concert but get more than they bargained for. Read More

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September 19, 2020

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Another NYC segment done Dark Night style. Enjoy! Read More

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September 18, 2020

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I used wee quotes from the movie Alien. Adjusted them to be not exact, but close. It's condensed to be a very short clip, as if you were watching a movie trailer. Enjoy! Read More

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Rob is tasked with selling a project to a distributor, but the distributors’ strict adherence to Scientology gets in the way. McKenzie finds herself on the other side of her boyfriend’s increasingly pathetic melancholy since he lost his job and needs to whip him into shape without invalidating his feelings.… Read More
Everything you always wanted to know about underwear but were afraid to ask, in a humorous, rhyming two-hander. Read More

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Brian and Lindsay go on a quest to find an important timepiece that Lindsay pawned, but when they realize that their enemy is in possession of it, they find themselves in deep trouble with his friends. Read More

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In mid-1980s New York City, recent business school graduate Brian Sarandon is working at his father's Savings & Loan empire, but feels suffocated by his father's influence, and aims to free himself of it. His roommate, a DJ and club owner named Lindsay, is being pressured to take on a… Read More

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Rob becomes very competitive when Whitney puts on a contest to see who can earn the most money for Stone Productions through Cameo. Bonnie grows frustrated when she finds out there’s a lot of overlap between her OnlyFans viewers and her Twitch channel viewers. Miles has to figure out how… Read More

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In a world of shrinking job expectations, our Lord and Savior is always available for free consultations. Read More

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Misadventures of a group of aspiring actors in a Hollywood rooming house. Read More

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August 28, 2020

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This is a story of a poor farmer and his daughter . The farmers hardwork and daughters ignorance and later how she got a self realisation . Read More

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August 27, 2020

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Pardon me, I have a sick sense of humor, lol... Read More
Whitney commissions Rob and McKenzie to influence the Democratic National Convention's message on China, at the behest of their new Chinese business partners. Luther argues with Evelyn over whether her father was a bad person because he was a cop. Hannah debates whether or not to notify Xandra of an… Read More
Robert and Imogen throw a pod party for their official wedding, an outdoor ceremony where every participant is required to have submitted proof that they tested negative on a COVID test and isolated for two weeks beforehand. Rob and Imogen feud over the Chinese direction he’s taken the decoration of… Read More
This is a short screenplay. I wrote it but the characters and story was created by Casey Serbergi and Duncan Carroll. Read More

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In the season two finale, Oliver is forced to find a job so he can pay for college next semester, but finds where he ends up less than satisfactory. Kelly entertains an offer from Charlie. Roy grapples with how to get closer to the Lord again. Sheffield prepares for the… Read More

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In the series finale of Justice Delayed, Vince and Meixiang are forced to abandon their hideout and flee to greener pastures. Randall tries to save his ex-girlfriend from prosecution while assuring his own eventual plea deal will remain solid. Ashton has to figure out a way to hide from the… Read More

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Oliver and Naomi are forced to move Colton to a remote location after a P.I. begins poking around about his whereabouts, Charlie and Nancy endeavor to get the nurses' union on their side in a move against Caldwell, and Stephanie and Andy attend an ill-advised "going away" party for Andy. Read More

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Humorous exploits of a no-account, gluttonous, fatso mama’s boy in a Queens diner, trapped between a hot-to-trot waitress and a doting mother. TV sitcom. Read More

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Vince and Meixiang, their looks now defiled by underground plastic surgeons, take advantage of this by seeking out a person who can help them get to Mexico. Randall is confronted by an old flame. John decides to cooperate with the feds without a deal in writing. Read More

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Oliver investigates who is behind the sudden influx of discreet blood commerce in Evanston. Kelly tries to throw Oliver off the scent, while she deals with guilt over her involvement with Caldwell. Sheffield hounds Charlie about his construction spell. Read More

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Vince and Meixiang are forced by Randall to do a series of humiliating chores for him and conspires to escape Randall’s grasp. Detectives Jones and Penniman search for Vince, Ashton, Randall and Meixiang. Ashton is tasked with expanding business in Dallas but has trouble initially. Read More