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After bank robbers shot Dewey Gibson and left him for dead, his prospects never looked bleaker: wounded without a horse or food and a week's walk to the nearest settlement. Read More

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Poem / Jokes

April 25, 2023

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When Detective Jimmy Johnson's prized possession - his keys - go missing, he's convinced it's the work of a master criminal. But as he investigates, he discovers that the culprit may be closer to home than he ever imagined. Read

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February 28, 2023

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Ronald once a normal guy unlit he lost his job he lost is home after this he wasted all of his money on beer, and now your on track. Read

Poem / Jokes

February 05, 2023

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Book / Jokes

January 28, 2023

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The story very funny, be from chinese guy use time write this, you can read some word feel so joke, I don't have abuse nation and country, you can feel my healthy. be cause I live a lock state——china. Read
An American man staying at a dutch hotel has funny misunderstanding with front desk agent because of his american accent cant be understood by the dutch man. Read

Poem / Jokes

August 27, 2022

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Jokes on me, my ridiculous glares Read

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August 13, 2022

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A generic pile of a word I don't think I can use in this blurb. Please be warned, this is bad writing, from a bad writer. Enjoy... Read

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July 10, 2022

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Make your day with africcomedy Laugh but not too much Read

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May 11, 2022

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Is life really worth living for. Read

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Here are thirty-two comic poems written by Tatlin Bellamy (real name James Edward David Bellamy). James experienced two paid gigs in his comic verse. Lots of James's comic verse is attemptedly outlandish. His comic prosody extends to at least seventy poems but James has written three million words for poetry. Read

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Seems like April 1st has been going on for years... Read

Short Story / Jokes

February 15, 2022

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A pretty Nigerian lady got linked with a rich Zimbabwean business man. On a good day for a surprise ,the man sent 60million Zimbabwean dollars to her through western union. Before going to withdraw the money ,she hired 2 security men ( 25,900 naira each). She hired a taxi for… Read

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# 1) How do you say you seen the Jigsaw movies? I saw Saw. # 2) I'm gonna become a robber. And when I break into a house. I'll take what I want. And for my calling card. I'll take a puzzle piece. # 3) People hate it when I… Read

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# 1) Why don't women like dating magicians? Cause they disappear too quickly. # 2) A magician pulled a quarter out of my ear. I said, "Nice trick, I could do one too. I could pull a rabbit out of your ass." # 3) I met a bad magician. He… Read
# 1) I call people up and ask them, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Then after they tell me. I go find that movie and watch it. # 2) Which serial killer has a shocking face? Ghostface. # 3) I was talking to this dumb blonde. She asked me, "What… Read
# 1) If Pinhead and his friends had a bad day. Do they say, "Man this ceno-bites." # 2) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Can Pinhead relieve your pain? Read
# 1) I was swimming, I went under the water then came back up and got worried. Cause I couldn't find my boat. So I said, "Oh my God...oh my God. I'm lost in the open water." Then I heard a voice behind me say. "The boats over here, sir."… Read

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# 1) What's one thing you don't say to a woman in bed? Thanks. # 2) Testing...testing. Is this microphone on. Hello...hello. (Farting noise) Yep, it's working great. # 3) A woman asked, "How long can you last?" I said, "Until I need to breathe." # 4) Someone said, "Hello,… Read
# 1) What doesn't The Internet Comedian have? Talent. # 2) Are twins just a person that's cloned? # 3) It's adorable when a little girl says. "I'm a Princess." Its creepy when I say I'm a Princess. # 4) Who's jokes cross the line all the time? The Internet… Read
# 1) I wouldn't want to date an artist. They're sketchy. # 2) I work as a police officer. And there was an accident. My partner told me to call for back up. I asked, "What's the number for 911?" # 3) What job is perfect for a pot smoker?… Read
# 1) I don't play any casino games. It gives me the craps. # 2) I got married in Vegas one time. But I don't have to worry. It ain't legal. # 3) My friend with the speech impediment said, "I lay ith ots of sluts." What he said was,… Read
# 1) I walked into a crocodile sanctuary and saw a whole bunch of crocodiles. I said, "This is a load of croc." # 2) Me and my wife were in her car. She was driving. I said, "Deer." She said, "Yes dear?" I said, "Not dear, a deer." #… Read
# 1) I don't read R.L. Stine's books. They give me Goosebumps. # 2) I just moved into a house on Fear Street. Hopefully this is a normal neighborhood. # 3) I wanted to take piano lessons. But I heard they were murder. # 4) Someone told me, "Don't go… Read
# 1) What's it called when you party passed midnight? New Years Eve. # 2) People always say they have a New Years Resolution. But never fall through with it. # 3) Why do people kiss each other at midnight on New Years Eve? So they could say they got… Read
# 1) A friend invited me to a archaeological dig. Him and his team found a tomb. And once we got inside. We discovered a mummy. It came to life and chased us. I said, "I don't want my mummy that badly." # 2) What classic monsters name is funny… Read

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# 1) My girlfriend wanted a heart for Valentine's Day. So, I stole one from the morgue. # 2) My friends asked me. "Why don't you have any children?" I said, "Cause, when I go shopping. I don't worry about hearing screaming." # 3) Why don't people ask, "How was… Read

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# 1) Apparently my best friend Cooper doesn't like the nickname coup. Cause every time I see him sitting on his coup. I say, "Hey Coup, why you sitting on yourself?" # 2) Me and my friend finally made it to land after being out at sea for awhile. And… Read
# 1) I met a baker with a high GPA. I told him, "You're very cleaver." # 2) What else can a spatula be used for? As a fly swatter. # 3) If you are missing a bowling pin. Just use a rolling pin instead. # 4) I asked my… Read

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# 1) Colton Dennis runs so slow. A slug could catch him. # 2) What's bigger than most peoples ego? Colton Dennis's waist. # 3) Found out when Colton Dennis is coming my way. My glass shakes. # 4) What do priests and Colton Dennis have in common? They're both… Read
# 1) Like most guys. I was tangled into a relationship. Yeah, I'm never dating Rapunzel again. # 2) You know the best part about dating Snow White? When your having sex with her. She doesn't wake up. # 3) Every time I put my shoes on. I think to… Read
# 1) I wondered this, "Has Jack Frost ever given himself frostbite?" # 2) I dated an elf one time. It was actually a small person. # 3) I asked a woman, "So, what do you do for a living?" She said, "I'm Santa's little helper." I said, "Oh, how… Read
# 1) Did Leatherface come up with a cool idea for a Halloween costume every year? # 2 If Leatherface had his own brand of bubble gum. What would it be called? Bubba Gum. # 3) Its a good think Leatherface used a gas chainsaw. Who knows how long it… Read

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# 1) Someone asked me, "Can you fight your food temptation?" I said, "Of course I can. Let me just finish this first." # 2) A friend of mine asked, "What's the key to a good night sleep?" I said, "Not having children." # 3) Ain't it ironic that you… Read
# 1) I asked my friend, "Want any kind of Jinn?" He said, "Sure." I handed him a gem and told him to rub it then your Jinn will appear. # 2) Someone asked, "If you could wish for anything in this world. What would it be?" I said, "For… Read
# 1) What shouldn't a man say while having sex? Here it comes. # 2) Who wants to be a millionaire? Everyone moron. # 3) "This is final jeopardy." I said, "Will you not say that before we die." # 4) What do police say to a person who's holding… Read
# 1) A British person asked me, "Want some fish and chips?" I said, "No thanks, Bass and sour cream and onion don't go together." # 2) How word does a British person use that sounds like a curse word? Bloody. # 3) What name wouldn't you want to have… Read
# 1) I wondered this, "Do strippers get dance lessons from professional dancers?" # 2) A stripper introduced herself and her friends. She said, "Hi I'm Sugar, these are my friends, Flower and Cookie." I said, You're just missing Butter then you can make a cookie, Just like her." #… Read
# 1) My friend said, "I'm sick and tired of this." I said, "Take some medicine and rest for a bit." # 2) Found out I have a weird power. I could walk down an aisle at a store and sneeze. The people in the aisle disappear. # 3) I… Read