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Steely Dan III From Yokohama

by Scott.Anderson

Short Story / Jokes

August 23, 2020

30 days reads: 87

Summary

Nightmares and outright night terrors wracked my mind with thoughts of Industrial Strength dildos! My mattress was soaked with sweat! I hope. I had been accused by an obtuse, off the chain, radical MAGA, gun loving low level local politician of sending him an Industrial Sized dildo through the mail. Here is my story!

The Internet Comedian's 6 Ghostface Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Short Story / Jokes

February 15, 2022

30 days reads: 39

Summary

# 1) I call people up and ask them, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Then after they tell me. I go find that movie and watch it. # 2) Which serial killer has a shocking face? Ghostface. # 3) I was talking to this dumb blonde. She asked me, "What movie you watching?" I said, "Scream." She screamed over the phone. Then asked me again. "What movie you watching?" I said, "Silence of the lambs." That time. # 4) What does Ghostface and The Mummy have in common? They both have big mouths. # 5) Smooth Criminal Parody "Yeah, I'm Ghostface, Ghostface, Ghostface." # 6) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Would Ghostface be a good employee at Tech Support."

10 fun things to do when a wrong number calls you

by bluerose1227

Miscellaneous / Jokes

June 02, 2011

30 days reads: 20

Comments: 17

Summary

10 fun things to do when a wrong number calls you, and rules BTW, I don't necccesarily do all this when I get faulty calls

WHO INVENTED EXAMS!!

by Teencoolhamnah

Article / Jokes

September 28, 2014

30 days reads: 19

Comments: 1

Summary

Kill this dude!

Seven color of murder

by David hutt

Book / Jokes

January 28, 2023

30 days reads: 19

Shelves: 1

Summary
Chapters

The story very funny, be from chinese guy use time write this, you can read some word feel so joke, I don't have abuse nation and country, you can feel my healthy. be cause I live a lock state——china.

Bippity Boppity Bad Jokes

by C.G. Angermeier

Miscellaneous / Jokes

April 12, 2017

30 days reads: 14

Comments: 1

Summary

These are bad, jokes really bad jokes.

The Internet Comedian's 4 Leatherface Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 13, 2022

30 days reads: 11

Summary

# 1) Did Leatherface come up with a cool idea for a Halloween costume every year? # 2 If Leatherface had his own brand of bubble gum. What would it be called? Bubba Gum. # 3) Its a good think Leatherface used a gas chainsaw. Who knows how long it would've taken him with an electric one. # 4) Do you think black folks aren't actually afraid of Leatherface, but only the chainsaw? Oops, did it again. I mean African Americans.

The Coffin

by Scottsdale Boy

Short Story / Jokes

November 13, 2008

30 days reads: 6

Comments: 20

Summary

A coffin chases a man down the street. The man closes his door and locks it, but the coffin keeps coming. He hides in the bathroom, but it isn't safe there either. He decides to throw something, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. He splashes it on the coffin and the coffin stops.

Nerdy Joke I love...

by attanasio

Miscellaneous / Jokes

November 28, 2011

30 days reads: 5

Comments: 7

Summary

This joke really needs to be spoken but I am hoping it works ok written. Maybe if you read it outloud it will help!

I Am A Shoe

by Andi Parks

Poem / Jokes

March 13, 2010

30 days reads: 4

Summary

a short poem about the life of a "shoe".

Peter Pan Chapter 3

by Shoxia

Script / Jokes

November 13, 2013

30 days reads: 4

Summary

My Peter Pan Chapter 3, please read and give me feedback, thank you.

The Cottonmouth Snake Joke

by FaithfulPatriot

Miscellaneous / Jokes

March 16, 2015

30 days reads: 3

Comments: 2

Summary

Here is an easy joke to remember and tell.

Never hit on a Girl

by KulSteph

Short Story / Jokes

July 26, 2012

30 days reads: 3

Comments: 11

Summary

Just read :)

Tremebunda disfrazada de Cenicienta - Spanish Comics

by ProfesorCorrales

Short Story / Jokes

November 19, 2012

30 days reads: 3

Summary

The use of the Comics of Condorito, created by René Ríos, for practicing Spanish.

Our school prank day!

by Piamce

Short Story / Jokes

December 16, 2014

30 days reads: 3

Summary

It's about teens who are doing pranks at their school.

The Eighth Deadliest Sin's 23 Parody Songs

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 12, 2022

30 days reads: 3

Summary

# 1) The Wheels On The Bus Parody "Your mother keeps saying "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh My God, Your mother keeps saying, "Oh my God, Every single night." # 2) Its Raining, Its Pouring Parody "I'm paying, She's whoring, Thank god the old man is snoring." Cause she's a screamer. # 3) Somebody I Used To Know Parody "Hey look at that women there, She looks familiar and I shouldn't stare, She almost looks like a girl I used to screw." # 4) Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Parody "Tinkle, Tinkle, Hear me pee, Soon the bathroom will be free." # 5) Santa Baby Parody "Santa's Baby, She's taking care of it cause they had sex, Santa's Baby." # 6) Angel We Have Heard On High Parody "Angel we have heard you scream." Quiet down, I'm watching the game. # 7) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody "If your happy and you know it clap your hands." (Clapping sound) Oh wow, the entire class is gay. # 8) This Old Man Parody "This old man, He smoked pot, That's why he keeps walking around the block saying: "I haven't been down this street before." # 9) Me Too Parody "If I was you, Yes I'd screw a Jew, Yes I'd screw a Jew." # 10) Time Of You're Life Parody "I hope you had the time of your life." I really did. Maybe we could fuck again tomorrow? # 11) Deck The Halls Parody "Suck my cock then lick my balls, Were gonna do this up and down these halls." # 12) God, Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Parody "God rest those dead gentlemen, They're laying in their grave, I'm alive cause I'm the one that they saved." # 13) Happy Happy Joy Joy Parody "Happy Happy Sunrise, Happy Happy Sunrise." # 14) Its The End Of The World Parody "Its the end of the world as we know it." And Joe Biden wants us to still have jobs. # 15) 12 Little Monkeys Parody "12 little monkeys running on the deck, One fell off and broke…

The Eighth Deadliest Sin's 8 Stripper Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 12, 2022

30 days reads: 3

Summary

# 1) I wondered this, "Do strippers get dance lessons from professional dancers?" # 2) A stripper introduced herself and her friends. She said, "Hi I'm Sugar, these are my friends, Flower and Cookie." I said, You're just missing Butter then you can make a cookie, Just like her." # 3) I dated a stripper and I gave her a nickname, "Kooky." Man, she was totally insane and terrifying. # 4) Ain't it funny that strippers swing on a pole and it never gets loose. # 5) My girlfriend said, "I bet you go to the strip club for the strippers." I said, "No, for the great tasting food." # 6) A stripper asked, "Hey, want a lap dance?" I said, "No thanks sir." # 7) A stripper said, "If you pay me. I'll take my clothes off." I said, "I'll pay you to keep your clothes on. The rest of your life." # 8) What kind of situation would be awkward for a stripper? As she's stripping, she notices her father over in the dark corner.

Longest Joke in the World

by Lizarrel Singleton

Miscellaneous / Jokes

May 13, 2010

30 days reads: 2

Comments: 4

Summary

OK,hence the title, IT IS NOT AT ALL SHORT. Please read:***THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME, I DID NOT WRITE THIS AND I TAKE NO OWNERSHIP OVER THE STORY. I do not know who wrote this, but all ownership goes over to them (of course)***I only put this on Booksie to share to youz all! Enjoy it, the punch line is least expected, but made me laugh. Because you think, why the HELL did i just read all this for!? I hope you laugh too. Happy reading!

Garganta de Lata le cuenta a Condorito de su esposa

by ProfesorCorrales

Short Story / Jokes

November 27, 2012

30 days reads: 2

Summary

Practice Spanish based on the Comics of Condorito, created by René Ríos.

Nursery Rhymes Parodies

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 10, 2022

30 days reads: 2

Summary

#1) A-Tisket A-Tasket Parody "A-Biggie A-Baddie, Roll me fatties." #2) BINGO Parody "I have a wild animal as a pet, And this is what it is, D I N G O D I N G O D I N G O." #3) Eeny Meenie Miny Moe Parody "Larry, Curly, Sheep and Now, Which one is gonna hurt their toe." #4) Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush Parody "Here I go into my girlfriends bush, Trying to find the G spot." #5) Hey Diddle Diddle Parody "I ain't little, He's just hiding in the middle." #6) Hickory Dickory Dock Parody "Hickory, Dickory and Dock, All their girlfriends got knocked...up." #7) Hot Cross Buns Parody "Touch my buns, Touch my buns." #8) Humpty Dumpty Parody "Humpty Dumpty, Fuck a chick, Humpty Dumpty, Use his dick." #9) Hush Little Baby Parody "Hush little baby, Don't you cry, If you scream again, I'll make you die." #10) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody "If you enjoy having sex, Make a sound." #11) I'm A Little Tea Pot Parody I'm a God damn bastard, Don't you know, I'll do whatever, Even sleep with that ho" #12) It's Raining, It's Pouring Parody "I'm raping, She's screaming, I'm about to be creaming." #13) Itsy Bitsy Spider Parody "She's a screaming rider, When she's fucking me." #14) Jack And Jill Parody "Jack and Jill went up the hill, To spend some alone time together." #15) Jack Be Nimble Parody "Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Cause Jack has a tiny candle stick." #16) Little Bo-Peep Parody "Little Bo-Peep, shaved her sheep, Now Woody could go down on her." #17) Little Miss Mufflet Parody "Little Miss Muffet, Lost her trumpet." Now she's a real woman after her surgery. #18) London Bridge Is Falling Down Parody "My girlfriends ass is falling down, Falling down, falling down, My girlfriends ass is falling down, Right on my face." #19) Mary Had A Little Lamb Parody "Harry fucked a little lamb, Little Lamb, little lamb, Harry fucked a little lamb." Now it's pregnant. #20) Old MacDonald Had A Farm Parody…