Popular Jokes Script in 30 days

# 1) Did Leatherface come up with a cool idea for a Halloween costume every year? # 2 If Leatherface had his own brand of bubble gum. What would it be called? Bubba Gum. # 3) Its a good think Leatherface used a gas chainsaw. Who knows how long it would've taken him with an electric one. # 4) Do you think black folks aren't actually afraid of Leatherface, but only the chainsaw? Oops, did it again. I mean African Americans.

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# 1) The Wheels On The Bus Parody "Your mother keeps saying "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh My God, Your mother keeps saying, "Oh my God, Every single night." # 2) Its Raining, Its Pouring Parody "I'm paying, She's whoring, Thank god the old man is snoring." Cause she's a screamer. # 3) Somebody I Used To Know Parody "Hey look at that women there, She looks familiar and I shouldn't stare, She almost looks like a girl I used to screw." # 4) Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Parody "Tinkle, Tinkle, Hear me pee, Soon the bathroom will be free." # 5) Santa Baby Parody "Santa's Baby, She's taking care of it cause they had sex, Santa's Baby." # 6) Angel We Have Heard On High Parody "Angel we have heard you scream." Quiet down, I'm watching the game. # 7) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody "If your happy and you know it clap your hands." (Clapping sound) Oh wow, the entire class is gay. # 8) This Old Man Parody "This old man, He smoked pot, That's why he keeps walking around the block saying: "I haven't been down this street before." # 9) Me Too Parody "If I was you, Yes I'd screw a Jew, Yes I'd screw a Jew." # 10) Time Of You're Life Parody "I hope you had the time of your life." I really did. Maybe we could fuck again tomorrow? # 11) Deck The Halls Parody "Suck my cock then lick my balls, Were gonna do this up and down these halls." # 12) God, Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Parody "God rest those dead gentlemen, They're laying in their grave, I'm alive cause I'm the one that they saved." # 13) Happy Happy Joy Joy Parody "Happy Happy Sunrise, Happy Happy Sunrise." # 14) Its The End Of The World Parody "Its the end of the world as we know it." And Joe Biden wants us to still have jobs. # 15) 12 Little Monkeys Parody "12 little monkeys running on the deck, One fell off and broke…

# 1) I wondered this, "Do strippers get dance lessons from professional dancers?" # 2) A stripper introduced herself and her friends. She said, "Hi I'm Sugar, these are my friends, Flower and Cookie." I said, You're just missing Butter then you can make a cookie, Just like her." # 3) I dated a stripper and I gave her a nickname, "Kooky." Man, she was totally insane and terrifying. # 4) Ain't it funny that strippers swing on a pole and it never gets loose. # 5) My girlfriend said, "I bet you go to the strip club for the strippers." I said, "No, for the great tasting food." # 6) A stripper asked, "Hey, want a lap dance?" I said, "No thanks sir." # 7) A stripper said, "If you pay me. I'll take my clothes off." I said, "I'll pay you to keep your clothes on. The rest of your life." # 8) What kind of situation would be awkward for a stripper? As she's stripping, she notices her father over in the dark corner.

#1) A-Tisket A-Tasket Parody "A-Biggie A-Baddie, Roll me fatties." #2) BINGO Parody "I have a wild animal as a pet, And this is what it is, D I N G O D I N G O D I N G O." #3) Eeny Meenie Miny Moe Parody "Larry, Curly, Sheep and Now, Which one is gonna hurt their toe." #4) Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush Parody "Here I go into my girlfriends bush, Trying to find the G spot." #5) Hey Diddle Diddle Parody "I ain't little, He's just hiding in the middle." #6) Hickory Dickory Dock Parody "Hickory, Dickory and Dock, All their girlfriends got knocked...up." #7) Hot Cross Buns Parody "Touch my buns, Touch my buns." #8) Humpty Dumpty Parody "Humpty Dumpty, Fuck a chick, Humpty Dumpty, Use his dick." #9) Hush Little Baby Parody "Hush little baby, Don't you cry, If you scream again, I'll make you die." #10) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody "If you enjoy having sex, Make a sound." #11) I'm A Little Tea Pot Parody I'm a God damn bastard, Don't you know, I'll do whatever, Even sleep with that ho" #12) It's Raining, It's Pouring Parody "I'm raping, She's screaming, I'm about to be creaming." #13) Itsy Bitsy Spider Parody "She's a screaming rider, When she's fucking me." #14) Jack And Jill Parody "Jack and Jill went up the hill, To spend some alone time together." #15) Jack Be Nimble Parody "Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Cause Jack has a tiny candle stick." #16) Little Bo-Peep Parody "Little Bo-Peep, shaved her sheep, Now Woody could go down on her." #17) Little Miss Mufflet Parody "Little Miss Muffet, Lost her trumpet." Now she's a real woman after her surgery. #18) London Bridge Is Falling Down Parody "My girlfriends ass is falling down, Falling down, falling down, My girlfriends ass is falling down, Right on my face." #19) Mary Had A Little Lamb Parody "Harry fucked a little lamb, Little Lamb, little lamb, Harry fucked a little lamb." Now it's pregnant. #20) Old MacDonald Had A Farm Parody…

#1) What doesn't Fred have that the rest of the gang has? A catch phrase #2) All of the characters on Scooby-Doo must of been high. Cause they could understand a dog. #3) What kind of drugs does Scooby-Doo like? A Doo-bie #4) I wondered this, "Don't you think criminals would've learned by now. Not to commit crimes. Especially with Mystery Inc. out in the world. #5) Why don't kids like going trick or treating? Cause Mystery Inc. think they're monsters. #6) How can you tell that Shaggy's on drugs? Cause he always has the munchies. #7) Two Reasons Why People Think Velma Dinkley Is A Lesbian: #1) She has short hair. #2) She looks butch. #8) If they did a Scooby-Doo XXX movie. Would it be under porn or animal porn? #9) I wouldn't trust Scooby-Doo's nephew. He seems a little Scrappy. #10) I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could. Cause I needed to make a Colton doodie Doo. *Bonus Joke*: Where does Scooby-Doo hide during hide-and-seek? In the toilet.

# 1) If Pinhead and his friends had a bad day. Do they say, "Man this ceno-bites." # 2) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Can Pinhead relieve your pain?