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Crosswalk: Ultimate Duels

by Markus Flavius

Book / Humor

September 25, 2023

7 days reads: 7

Summary
Chapters

In a normal society, routine is essential. Not everyone is a competent surgeon that faces terrific, yet exciting cases every day. If you look around, there are only so many people that are detectives, solving murder mysteries and such. The exciting jobs, the joy of life, is reserved for others, not for me. Those are some of the things that a young businessman called Christian is thinking of everyday after work. As he steps into the world of the adults, he has to face with the hardships of what it means to become self reliant. Grueling, long hours of work, unsteady schedule and an annoying boss, make it rough for Christian to have any control or excitement in his life. As he couldn't start any hobbies, due to his work, and couldn't even get a girlfriend to spend time with, he had to rely on the most basic sanity check a human can have: routine. His routine is as simple and basic as he is. Everyday, instead of taking the shorter road to work, he takes a road which leads to a busy crosswalk in the middle of the city. But, things start to change in his daily routine. News of murders happening on crosswalks appear all over. People become scared of traversing them at night. Christian's routine is thus disrupted. Until one fateful night, as his crosswalk is marked off as a crime scene. He crosses it. He wanted to feel it once more. His sense of control, his beloved crosswalk. As he does...another figure appears on the other end.

A Case of Miscommunication

by Rhapsody

Short Story / Humor

July 01, 2009

7 days reads: 7

Comments: 13

Summary

When young Eleanor needs to do a project on the Sudan, she phones her mom who’s away visiting her mother. Unfortunately the connection isn’t very good, and misunderstandings ensue. This is for Lady Elizabeth’s ‘Entertain Me’ Challenge. My words were: Nod (Action); Lips (Thing); and Sudan (Place). Any and all comments would be appreciated!

Sponge Bob's Day at the Beach

by xXTwilightIchigoXx

Short Story / Humor

July 31, 2009

7 days reads: 7

Comments: 6

Summary

I did this fer greenfeener13's contest. Enjoy! =D

I Love Basketball

by aleale91

Short Story / Humor

December 14, 2011

7 days reads: 6

Shelves: 1

Summary

My love affair with basketball.

My Crazy Day

by tjt

Short Story / Humor

January 20, 2013

7 days reads: 6

Comments: 1

Summary

A fictional story about a crazy day I had. A little humor, fan fiction and a few cuss words. Everyone has had a crazy (minus interaction with celebs) and this "was mine".

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings

by matelot

Short Story / Humor

September 18, 2017

7 days reads: 6

Comments: 2

Summary

A short story about a ship visiting a northern English city.

Making a book while high

by crayonaviators

Book / Humor

April 07, 2018

7 days reads: 6

Chapters

The Barber of Baghdad

by Ali Al-Zaak

Short Story / Humor

August 03, 2021

7 days reads: 6

Shelves: 1

Summary

From the Arabian one thousand and one nights to the Barber of Seville

Cultured Meat

by cmichael potter

Poem / Humor

June 21, 2023

7 days reads: 6

Comments: 2

Summary

Learned recently of the term "cultured meat." Had an idea of the meaning...

Striptease

by tom mcmullen

Poem / Humor

September 17, 2023

7 days reads: 6

Summary

HUMOUR. FANTASY. CAREFUL WITH THE AXE...

THE BEST MAGIC BOX TRICK OF KRUSTY THE CLOWN!

by chob

Short Story / Humor

September 18, 2023

7 days reads: 6

Sea Diver

by tom mcmullen

Poem / Humor

September 18, 2023

7 days reads: 6

Summary

HUMOUR. FANTASY. THE WATER IS...

The Farm

by tom mcmullen

Poem / Humor

September 22, 2023

7 days reads: 6

Summary

HUMOUR. FANTASY. FEED THEM STONES...

Silly Stories

by Sal

Miscellaneous / Humor

October 23, 2010

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 1

Summary

TWO SILLY STORIES...........................................................................................................................................................................................

The suspicious story

by ShadaStorm120

Short Story / Humor

March 31, 2015

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 14

Shelves: 2

Summary

This was meant to not make sense, so if it doesn't make sense, then congratulations on us :) This was meant to be ridiculous, and maybe the overuse of a certain word will get annoying, but oh well, to read or don't read is your choice, but I do suggest that if the word does get annoying, for you to stop reading. How often was the one word used on the scale of 1 to 4 for you? 1: Used so little that it's just normal. 2: Used so much its annoying. 3: Used so much its funny. 4: Used so much its back to annoying again. 99.99% is random, the .01% comes from the only normal character in the story. I wrote this story with my brother, who is also on Booksie, and here is the link to his page if you wish to check him out: http://www.booksie.com/vayn Sole and Neion are the two characters that are mine, and the other characters were just decided between me and my brother when we started writing. Remember, this story was written just for fun, so I hope you enjoy and get a laugh out of the character who thinks a bit differently.

A Crow (A Limerick Poem)

by Shahidkhan

Poem / Humor

May 24, 2013

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 5

Summary

This the first Limerick poem by me. (A Limerick is a five line poem that has a very distinctive rhythm. It originated in Limerick, Ireland. It follows a rhyme scheme: AABBA, with the first, second, and fifth rhyming lines being longer than the third and fourth. Limericks are often comical or non-sense (and sometimes dirty).)

When I (Over)Think!

by Doveheart

Poem / Humor

May 06, 2017

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 2

Summary

The world is round, I found it once I sat down some night thinking about my life's problems. I don't know if i found a solution or not but definitely I forgot the problems for a while.... How?? Read to find.... Hope it brings a smile...

KAHAPON, NGAYON, AT BUKAS!

by UNTOUCHABLE

Script / Humor

September 03, 2018

7 days reads: 5

Summary

Mahalin mo ang iyong sitwasyon

Satan's Heaven

by Stone Hat

Short Story / Humor

January 17, 2020

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 1

Summary

“It wasn’t always like this, Adonis. It’s hard to believe now, but before Satan took the throne, Heaven was the embodiment of perfection and altruism; there has never been a more perfect example of a cruel twist of fate.”