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Steely Dan III From Yokohama

by Scott.Anderson

Short Story / Jokes

August 23, 2020

7 days reads: 37

Summary

Nightmares and outright night terrors wracked my mind with thoughts of Industrial Strength dildos! My mattress was soaked with sweat! I hope. I had been accused by an obtuse, off the chain, radical MAGA, gun loving low level local politician of sending him an Industrial Sized dildo through the mail. Here is my story!

The Internet Comedian's 6 Ghostface Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Short Story / Jokes

February 15, 2022

7 days reads: 10

Summary

# 1) I call people up and ask them, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Then after they tell me. I go find that movie and watch it. # 2) Which serial killer has a shocking face? Ghostface. # 3) I was talking to this dumb blonde. She asked me, "What movie you watching?" I said, "Scream." She screamed over the phone. Then asked me again. "What movie you watching?" I said, "Silence of the lambs." That time. # 4) What does Ghostface and The Mummy have in common? They both have big mouths. # 5) Smooth Criminal Parody "Yeah, I'm Ghostface, Ghostface, Ghostface." # 6) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Would Ghostface be a good employee at Tech Support."

WHO INVENTED EXAMS!!

by Teencoolhamnah

Article / Jokes

September 28, 2014

7 days reads: 7

Comments: 1

Summary

Kill this dude!

Nerdy Joke I love...

by attanasio

Miscellaneous / Jokes

November 28, 2011

7 days reads: 5

Comments: 7

Summary

This joke really needs to be spoken but I am hoping it works ok written. Maybe if you read it outloud it will help!

Seven color of murder

by David hutt

Book / Jokes

January 28, 2023

7 days reads: 4

Shelves: 1

Summary
Chapters

The story very funny, be from chinese guy use time write this, you can read some word feel so joke, I don't have abuse nation and country, you can feel my healthy. be cause I live a lock state——china.

I Am A Shoe

by Andi Parks

Poem / Jokes

March 13, 2010

7 days reads: 3

Summary

a short poem about the life of a "shoe".

A Cat, a Dog, and a Potato

by Yoshie Akira

Miscellaneous / Jokes

September 30, 2011

7 days reads: 3

Comments: 6

Summary

What happens when a red head, a brunette, and a blonde rob a supermarket? I don't claim ownership of this joke; I merely heard it from a friend.

Bippity Boppity Bad Jokes

by C.G. Angermeier

Miscellaneous / Jokes

April 12, 2017

7 days reads: 2

Comments: 1

Summary

These are bad, jokes really bad jokes.

Nursery Rhymes Parodies

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 10, 2022

7 days reads: 2

Summary

#1) A-Tisket A-Tasket Parody "A-Biggie A-Baddie, Roll me fatties." #2) BINGO Parody "I have a wild animal as a pet, And this is what it is, D I N G O D I N G O D I N G O." #3) Eeny Meenie Miny Moe Parody "Larry, Curly, Sheep and Now, Which one is gonna hurt their toe." #4) Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush Parody "Here I go into my girlfriends bush, Trying to find the G spot." #5) Hey Diddle Diddle Parody "I ain't little, He's just hiding in the middle." #6) Hickory Dickory Dock Parody "Hickory, Dickory and Dock, All their girlfriends got knocked...up." #7) Hot Cross Buns Parody "Touch my buns, Touch my buns." #8) Humpty Dumpty Parody "Humpty Dumpty, Fuck a chick, Humpty Dumpty, Use his dick." #9) Hush Little Baby Parody "Hush little baby, Don't you cry, If you scream again, I'll make you die." #10) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody "If you enjoy having sex, Make a sound." #11) I'm A Little Tea Pot Parody I'm a God damn bastard, Don't you know, I'll do whatever, Even sleep with that ho" #12) It's Raining, It's Pouring Parody "I'm raping, She's screaming, I'm about to be creaming." #13) Itsy Bitsy Spider Parody "She's a screaming rider, When she's fucking me." #14) Jack And Jill Parody "Jack and Jill went up the hill, To spend some alone time together." #15) Jack Be Nimble Parody "Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Cause Jack has a tiny candle stick." #16) Little Bo-Peep Parody "Little Bo-Peep, shaved her sheep, Now Woody could go down on her." #17) Little Miss Mufflet Parody "Little Miss Muffet, Lost her trumpet." Now she's a real woman after her surgery. #18) London Bridge Is Falling Down Parody "My girlfriends ass is falling down, Falling down, falling down, My girlfriends ass is falling down, Right on my face." #19) Mary Had A Little Lamb Parody "Harry fucked a little lamb, Little Lamb, little lamb, Harry fucked a little lamb." Now it's pregnant. #20) Old MacDonald Had A Farm Parody…

Yo Mama Jokes!

by imawsome6543212

Miscellaneous / Jokes

November 24, 2011

7 days reads: 1

Comments: 3

Summary

the pic is ugly and weird and gross lol

Our school prank day!

by Piamce

Short Story / Jokes

December 16, 2014

7 days reads: 1

Summary

It's about teens who are doing pranks at their school.

The Coffin

by Scottsdale Boy

Short Story / Jokes

November 13, 2008

7 days reads: 1

Comments: 20

Summary

A coffin chases a man down the street. The man closes his door and locks it, but the coffin keeps coming. He hides in the bathroom, but it isn't safe there either. He decides to throw something, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. He splashes it on the coffin and the coffin stops.

The Eighth Deadliest Sin's Top 10 Scooby-Doo Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 11, 2022

7 days reads: 1

Summary

#1) What doesn't Fred have that the rest of the gang has? A catch phrase #2) All of the characters on Scooby-Doo must of been high. Cause they could understand a dog. #3) What kind of drugs does Scooby-Doo like? A Doo-bie #4) I wondered this, "Don't you think criminals would've learned by now. Not to commit crimes. Especially with Mystery Inc. out in the world. #5) Why don't kids like going trick or treating? Cause Mystery Inc. think they're monsters. #6) How can you tell that Shaggy's on drugs? Cause he always has the munchies. #7) Two Reasons Why People Think Velma Dinkley Is A Lesbian: #1) She has short hair. #2) She looks butch. #8) If they did a Scooby-Doo XXX movie. Would it be under porn or animal porn? #9) I wouldn't trust Scooby-Doo's nephew. He seems a little Scrappy. #10) I ran into the bathroom as fast as I could. Cause I needed to make a Colton doodie Doo. *Bonus Joke*: Where does Scooby-Doo hide during hide-and-seek? In the toilet.

The Eighth Deadliest Sin's 8 Stripper Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 12, 2022

7 days reads: 1

Summary

# 1) I wondered this, "Do strippers get dance lessons from professional dancers?" # 2) A stripper introduced herself and her friends. She said, "Hi I'm Sugar, these are my friends, Flower and Cookie." I said, You're just missing Butter then you can make a cookie, Just like her." # 3) I dated a stripper and I gave her a nickname, "Kooky." Man, she was totally insane and terrifying. # 4) Ain't it funny that strippers swing on a pole and it never gets loose. # 5) My girlfriend said, "I bet you go to the strip club for the strippers." I said, "No, for the great tasting food." # 6) A stripper asked, "Hey, want a lap dance?" I said, "No thanks sir." # 7) A stripper said, "If you pay me. I'll take my clothes off." I said, "I'll pay you to keep your clothes on. The rest of your life." # 8) What kind of situation would be awkward for a stripper? As she's stripping, she notices her father over in the dark corner.

The Internet Comedian's 4 Leatherface Jokes

by ColtonDennis

Script / Jokes

February 13, 2022

7 days reads: 1

Summary

# 1) Did Leatherface come up with a cool idea for a Halloween costume every year? # 2 If Leatherface had his own brand of bubble gum. What would it be called? Bubba Gum. # 3) Its a good think Leatherface used a gas chainsaw. Who knows how long it would've taken him with an electric one. # 4) Do you think black folks aren't actually afraid of Leatherface, but only the chainsaw? Oops, did it again. I mean African Americans.

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