#1) A-Tisket A-Tasket Parody
"A-Biggie A-Baddie,
Roll me fatties."
#2) BINGO Parody
"I have a wild animal as a pet,
And this is what it is,
D I N G O D I N G O D I N G O."
#3) Eeny Meenie Miny Moe Parody
"Larry, Curly, Sheep and Now,
Which one is gonna hurt their toe."
#4) Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush Parody
"Here I go into my girlfriends bush,
Trying to find the G spot."
#5) Hey Diddle Diddle Parody
"I ain't little,
He's just hiding in the middle."
#6) Hickory Dickory Dock Parody
"Hickory, Dickory and Dock,
All their girlfriends got knocked...up."
#7) Hot Cross Buns Parody
"Touch my buns,
Touch my buns."
#8) Humpty Dumpty Parody
"Humpty Dumpty,
Fuck a chick,
Humpty Dumpty,
Use his dick."
#9) Hush Little Baby Parody
"Hush little baby,
Don't you cry,
If you scream again,
I'll make you die."
#10) If You're Happy And You Know It Parody
"If you enjoy having sex,
Make a sound."
#11) I'm A Little Tea Pot Parody
I'm a God damn bastard,
Don't you know,
I'll do whatever,
Even sleep with that ho"
#12) It's Raining, It's Pouring Parody
"I'm raping,
She's screaming,
I'm about to be creaming."
#13) Itsy Bitsy Spider Parody
"She's a screaming rider,
When she's fucking me."
#14) Jack And Jill Parody
"Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To spend some alone time together."
#15) Jack Be Nimble Parody
"Jack was nimble,
Jack was quick,
Cause Jack has a tiny candle stick."
#16) Little Bo-Peep Parody
"Little Bo-Peep, shaved her sheep,
Now Woody could go down on her."
#17) Little Miss Mufflet Parody
"Little Miss Muffet,
Lost her trumpet."
Now she's a real woman after her surgery.
#18) London Bridge Is Falling Down Parody
"My girlfriends ass is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
My girlfriends ass is falling down,
Right on my face."
#19) Mary Had A Little Lamb Parody
"Harry fucked a little lamb,
Little Lamb, little lamb,
Harry fucked a little lamb."
Now it's pregnant.
#20) Old MacDonald Had A Farm Parody…
