Popular Jokes Short Story in 7 days

Nightmares and outright night terrors wracked my mind with thoughts of Industrial Strength dildos! My mattress was soaked with sweat! I hope. I had been accused by an obtuse, off the chain, radical MAGA, gun loving low level local politician of sending him an Industrial Sized dildo through the mail. Here is my story!

# 1) I call people up and ask them, "What's your favorite scary movie?" Then after they tell me. I go find that movie and watch it. # 2) Which serial killer has a shocking face? Ghostface. # 3) I was talking to this dumb blonde. She asked me, "What movie you watching?" I said, "Scream." She screamed over the phone. Then asked me again. "What movie you watching?" I said, "Silence of the lambs." That time. # 4) What does Ghostface and The Mummy have in common? They both have big mouths. # 5) Smooth Criminal Parody "Yeah, I'm Ghostface, Ghostface, Ghostface." # 6) "Could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurance? Would Ghostface be a good employee at Tech Support."

A coffin chases a man down the street. The man closes his door and locks it, but the coffin keeps coming. He hides in the bathroom, but it isn't safe there either. He decides to throw something, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. He splashes it on the coffin and the coffin stops.