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William Bradshaw, King of the Goblins

Book / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

I am submitting the first chapters of my novel, William Bradshaw, King of the Goblins. Read More

Why Goblins

Article / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

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Stories often have unlikely heroes, and I used goblins for mine. Here's why. Read More

Warrior Goblins

Article / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

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You can run into different kinds of goblins, including warriors who are always ready to lose and lose big. Read More

Builder Goblins

Article / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

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When you wake up at night to find your bathroom door has been bricked over, builder goblins are to blame. Read More

Digger Goblins

Article / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

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Following goblins underground is a mistake, and here's why. Read More

Lab Rat Goblins

Article / Humor

Jul 02, 2014

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Goblins used to be just annoying. Then they learned how to make bombs. Read More

Goblin Tricks

Article / Humor

Jul 07, 2014

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What happens when you run into goblins? Nothing good. Read More

Goblin Pets

Article / Humor

Jul 16, 2014

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Goblins are annoying. Goblins throwing skunks and bee hives are very annoying. Read More

Great Goblin Pranks

Article / Humor

Jul 29, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

All goblins pull pranks. But sometimes they commit an act of such world shattering stupidity that it can't be surpassed. Read More

Great Goblins Pranks II

Article / Humor

Aug 09, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

Goblins' tricks come in many forms, and they're not above a bit of stock fraud. Read More

Goblins and Elves

Article / Humor

Aug 27, 2014

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What happens when cultured, refined elves meet goblins? Nothing good. Read More

Dwarfs and Goblins

Article / Humor

Sep 09, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

Dwarfs and goblins don't get along, just not for the reasons you'd think. Read More

Performer Goblins

Article / Humor

Oct 01, 2014

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When a goblin wants your attention, it's only so you don't notice the other fifty goblins behind you. Read More

Great Goblin Pranks III

Article / Humor

Oct 08, 2014

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Goblins on stilts sounds funny. Then you wonder why are they doing it. Read More

Goblin Heroes

Article / Humor

Oct 14, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

The words 'goblin heroes' is an oxymoron, or just a moron. Read More

Goblin Heroes II

Article / Humor

Oct 21, 2014

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What do you do if you suddenly find that you own a powerful magic item? If you're a goblin, you run and hope nobody notices. Read More

Goblin Heroes III

Article / Humor

Oct 31, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

Only a goblin can do as much damage with the truth as with a lie. Read More

Goblin Stories I

Short Story / Humor

Nov 10, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

This started as a contest entry for LinkedIn. It didn't win, but I liked it enough to expand and repost it. Read More

Goblin sStories II

Short Story / Humor

Dec 09, 2014

The Booksie Classic House

An average day for the King of the Goblins is, well, anything but average. Read More

Goblin Stories III

Short Story / Humor

Dec 16, 2014

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Goblins pick up what others throw away. You'd be surprised what that includes... Read More

Goblin Stories IV

Short Story / Humor

Dec 26, 2014

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The end of a friendship is always tragic, more so when one of the friends has a catapult. Read More

Goblin Stories V

Short Story / Humor

Dec 30, 2014

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When goblins are feeling helpful, start running. Read More

Goblin Stories VI

Short Story / Humor

Jan 12, 2015

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There are things goblins are afraid of, just not what you'd expect. Read More

Goblin Stories VII

Short Story / Humor

Jan 25, 2015

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Goblins make poor guides, especially when they're forced to do it. Read More

Goblin Stories VIII

Short Story / Humor

Feb 03, 2015

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Goblins and organized crime is a bad combination. Read More

Goblin Stories IX

Short Story / Humor

Feb 16, 2015

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Where do goblins go for help? The nearest jail. Read More

Goblin Stories X

Short Story / Humor

Mar 09, 2015

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No place is safe from goblins, not even wizard's lairs. That's a good thing. Read More

Goblin Stories XI

Short Story / Humor

Mar 24, 2015

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It may not be the south of France, but stinking, polluted strip mines make for good goblin vacations. Read More

Goblin Stories XII

Short Story / Humor

Apr 09, 2015

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The reason goblins don't have nice things is other people take them…or at least try to. Read More

Goblin Stories XIII

Short Story / Humor

Apr 24, 2015

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There is a school for goblins who want to be really irritating. Never go there. Read More