All
Eye Ahem Da Guvner
Dr. Goiterstein, the Novel
Rex Stout-short novel
Captain Disaster--novel
'Left Hook' Wright-novel
The B.C.R. Story--short novel
Pipestem--novel
Private Dick!
Project Backwards
Tally, The Clown From Hell!
Clowns Covering Clowns! poetry
An Important Message!
Don't Mean Shit To Me!
Life Lesson #1!
The Mongoring of Earth!
Duh Racer
Take Him Out of the Ballgame
Bride of Der II
Goiterstein II
Der III
Dripula
the Blue Lion
Stone Cold Murder
The Deadly-Serious Comic
No Luck of the Dice
Dancing with the Wall
Lake Bakeman
Back For the Track Attack
Jimmy Reno, the World's Worst Comedian
Terror on the Loose
Caught with Your Hand in the Cookie Jar
The Buck-Shot Wedding
Third Time's a Charm
Ball Buster
The Thievery Shuffle
Like Idiot Father, Like Son
The Fast-Talking Lumber King
River of Danger
Jersey Shorr; story 1
Jersey Shorr: The Distant, Distant Shorr; story # 2
Jersey Shorr: Sight Unseen; story # 3
In the Tent of the Samuri
Pinwheel to Oblivion
Battleaxica
The Land Beyond Land
Just Say No! A Day in the Life of Clive Grincher
The Crazy Plastic Flamingo Lady of Sea-View Lane
'Left Hook' Wright
Gil Netter the Wall-Eyed Pike
Door-to-Door Evil
New Name, Same Old Story
The Skeleton Crew
Stand and be Fired Upon!
The Man From Pipestem
The No-Clue Cookbook
Jersey's Barrier; story # 4
One Big Screw-Up!; Sledgehammer Nightmare # 1
Sir Robert's Big Surprise; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 2
Prospector Jim
Growing up in Pipestem
The Billy Hays Story
Wanted: Musicians; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 4
Crushing Blow; The Next Generation; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 5
Sir Robert and the Blows; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 6
Victro
Davis Conover, Money-Hoover
Sledgehammer Nightmare-Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 7
Sledgehammer Nightmare and Fireface: Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 8
On the Run With Victro
Night of the Howling Demon
In the Doghouse with Victro
Victro Finds It
Sir Robert vs. Reality; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 9
Sledgehammer Nightmare Rising; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 10
Sledgehammer Nightmare: In Your Face!; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 11
Sledgehammer-Fest!; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 12
"You Can Almost see the Big-Time From Here!"; Slegehammer Nightmare story # 13
Another Night to Remember
New Decade, Same Old Davis; Davis Conover II
The Nightmare Tour; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 14
Davis Conover, Self-Employed Scammer
Sir Robert, Meet Davis; a Sledgehammer Nightmare; Davis Conover story
Davis's Sledgehammer Nightmare
The House of Broken Dreams-Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 15
Sir Robert, Huckster; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 16
"This is the Year of my Discontent!"; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 17
Sir Robert Takes it in The Shorts; Sledgehammer Nightmare Story # 18
Loser-Palooza!--Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 19
Reed Duecer
Whiz Green
"Elvis has Left the Building!"
The Concert--An Elvis Kidd Tale
The Tour--an Elvis Kidd/Sir Robert tale!
The Most Guilt-Ridden Man in the World
Having a Day!
More Guilt for Danny
Pretest Presents: The Crushing Weight of Guilt
The Truth As he Sees It--A Guiltiest Man Tale
Oh No!
Aluminum Siding and Guilt
The Jersey Turnpike (The Road to Nowhere); story # 5
This is the One!
Yellow Jersey; story # 6
Wobbly Knob
You Make Your Own Excitement!--A Wobbly Knob Tale
Jersey the Journalist; story # 7
A Tankard for Placard
The Carnival Comes to Wobbly Knob
Jersey Takes it in the Shorts; story # 8
Just Another Boring Day in The Knob
Inspector Noclue: The Case of the Haunted Mansion
Major Jimmy--a Jimmy Tilford Tale
Land of Pretend--a Jimmy Tilford Tale
Pro Quarterback Jimmy--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Charles in Charge, and Debt!--A Charles Placard Tale
Placard Place--A Charles Placard Tale
Inspector Jimmy of Scotland Yard--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Speed Jimmy, Racer--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Jimmy on the Moon!--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Dunk-Master Jimmy!--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Inspector Jimmy of Scotland Yard--The Case of the Missing Candy--Jimmy Tilford Tale
Squat Body Sam
Commander Joe
Harry Shadow--short story
Break a Leg--short story
Dan Bourbon--short story
Ghost Hunter Jimmy
Ninja Warrior Jimmy!--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Jimmy Jimmy!
Conductor Jimmy!--A Jimmy Tilford Tale
Shakespeare Jimmy!
Inspector Jimmy of Scotland Yard: The Case of the Missing Pizza
An Armed Robbery Gone Horribly Wrong
Gorfka Talks!
Declassified NASA Document; An Ittelor Document
30 Seconds to Air--My attempt at Flash-Fiction!
30 seconds to...Disaster!
What the Hell is This S**t?
Placard's Latest Novel Idea-flash fiction
Drack! A novel of Earth by Ittelor Sucan
Water Loses It!
Cult of the Should-Be-Dead Craw!
Puppet Master Possum!
The Yard Gnome
The Poem Gnome; the Story
Joined at the Hip!
The Incredible Waddling Journey!
"Two Gnomes Walk Into a Bar..."
Bobble Head Slim
Denouncement (Not Quite!)
Smiling Toy Shop
Jasper; Smiling Toy Shop story # 2
Crimp; Smiling Toy Shop story # 3
Mr. Furbell; Smiling Toy Shop story # 4
Freak-Asses!; Smiling Toy Shop story # 5
"Give Away the Store, Why Don't Ya!"; Smiling Toy Shop story # 6
Denbo; Smiling Toy Shop story # 7
"Hope You Kept the Receipt!"; Smiling Toy Shop story # 8
Denbo Makes it a Living Hell!; Smiling Toy Shop story # 9
Skeeter Maguire; Smiling Toy Shop story # 10
Vesta Goes Off; Smiling Toy Shop story # 11
"Lights, Camera, Living Teddy Bears?"; Smiling Toy Shop story # 12
Vesta Goes Tits Up!; Smiling Toy Shop Story # 13
Piss-Ant Teddy! Smiling Toy Shop Story # 14
Jersey's Opinion; Jersey Shorr # 10
New Home, Same Old Denbo; Smiling Toy Shop Story # 15
New Project Backwards story # 1
New Project Backwards # 2
New Project Backwards Story # 3
Jersey's Rant; Jersey Shorr Story # 11
Angry Scribe!
New Project Backwards Story # 4
New Project Backwards # 5
New Project Backwards story # 6
Project Backwards story # 7
Jasper's Rage; Smiling Toy Shop story # 16
Mrs. Halligan;Smiling Toy Shop # 17
Reunited, and it Feels Like Shit!
What a Pair!
Smiling Toy Shop Story # ?
Out of Tune!
Dear Winifred
Crushing Blow; 'We're Back, and Still Crushing Dudes!'
Dear Winifred; Oct. 24
Dear Winifred; Oct. 26
Dear Winifred; Oct. 27
Dear Winifred; Oct. 28
Dear Winifred; Oct. 29
S. story; Dear Winifred; Oct. 30
Dear Winifred; Oct. 31
Dear Winifred; Nov. 1
Winifred Dourooski
Dear Winifred; Nov. 3
Dear Winifred; Nov. 4
Dear Winifred; Nov. 5
Winifred, the Early Years
Dear Winifred; Nov. 7
Dear Winifred; Nov. 8
Dear Winifred; Nov. 10
Dear Winifred; Nov. 9
Dear Winifred; Nov. 12
A Day in the Life of Bennie the Brussels Sprout
Dear Winifred; Nov. 13
Dear Winifred; Nov. 14
The Republican Playbook
Dear Winifred; Nov. 15
Dear Winifred; Nov. 16
Dear Winifred; Nov. 17
Another Day in Purgatory
Dear Winifred; Nov. 21
Dear Winifred; Nov. 20
Dear Winifred; Nov. 22
More Project Backwards!
Dear Winifred; Nov. 23
Dear Winifred; Nov. 24
Dear Winifred; Nov. 25
Dear Winifred; Nov. 26
Dear Winifred; Nov. 27
Home From the Wars
Dear Winifred; No. 29
Dear Winifred; Nov. 30
Dear Winifred; Dec. 1
Dear Winifred; Dec. 2
Dear Winifred; Dec. 3
Dear Winifred; Dec. 4
Dear Winifred; Dec. 5
Dear Winifred; Dec. 6
Winifred's Diary
Dear Winifred; Dec. 8
Dear Winifred; Dec. 9
Dear Diary; Dec. 11
Dear Winifred; Dec. 12
Dear Winifred; Dec. 13
Dear Winifred; Dec. 14
Dear Winifred; Dec. 15
Dear Winifred; Dec. 16
Dear Winifred; Dec. 17
Dear Winifred; Dec. 18
Dear Winifred; Dec. 19
Dear Winifred; Dec. 20
Dear Winifred; Dec. 21
Advice column; Dear Winifred; Dec. 22
'S**t!"
Dear Winifred; Dec. 24
Dear Winifred; Dec. 25
Dear Winifred; Dec. 26
Dear Winifred; Dec. 27
Dear Winifred; Dec. 28
Dear Winifred; Dec. 29
Dear Winifred; Dec. 30
Dear Winifred; Dec. 31
Winifred's Command!
Dear Winifred; Jan. 1
Dear Winifred; Jan. 2
Dear Winifred; Jan. 3
Dear Winifred; Jan. 4
Dear Winifred; Jan. 5
Dear Winifred; Jan. 6
Dear Winifred; Jan. 7
Dear Winifred; Jan. 9
Dear Winifred; Jan. 10
Dear Winifred; Jan. 11
Dear Winifred; Jan. 12
Advice column; Dear Winifred; Jan. 13
Dear Winifred; Jan. 14
Dear Winifred; Jan. 15
Dear Winifred; Jan. 16
Dear Winifred; Jan. 17
The Early Years; More About Winifred Dourooski!
Dear Winifred; Jan. 18
Dear Winifred; Jan. 19
Dear Winifred; Jan. 20
Dear Winifred; Jan. 21
Dear Winifred; Jan. 22
Dear Winifred; Jan. 23
Dear Winifred; Jan. 24
Dear Winifred; Jan. 25
Dear Winifred; Jan. 26
Dear Winifred; Jan. 27
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Jan. 28
Dear Winifred; Jan. 29
Dear Winifred; Jan. 30
Dear Winifred; Jan. 31
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Feb. 1
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Feb. 2
Dear Winifred; Feb. 3
Dear Winifred; Feb. 4
Dear Winifred; Feb. 5
Dear Winifred; Feb. 6
Dear Winifred; Feb. 7
Dear Winifred; Feb. 8
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Feb. 9
Dear Winifred; Feb. 10
Dear Winifred; Feb. 11
Dear Winifred; Feb. 12
Dear Winifred; Feb. 13
Dear Winifred; Feb. 14
Dear Winifred; Feb. 15
Dear Winifred; Feb. 16
Dear Winifred; Feb. 17
Dear Winfred; Feb. 18
Dear Winifred; Feb. 19
Dear Winifred; Feb. 20
Quaking in Her Boots, Not!
Dear Winifred; Feb. 22
Dear Winifred; Feb. 23
Dear Winifred; Feb. 24
The Brick Maker's Shuffle
Dear Winifred; Feb. 25
Dear Winifred; Feb. 26
Dear Winifred; Feb. 27
Dear Winifred; Feb. 28
Dear Winifred; Mar. 1
Dear Winifred; Mar. 2
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Mar. 3
Dear Winifred; Mar. 4
Dear Winifred; Mar. 5
Burton Upton
Dear Winifred; Mar. 7
Dear Winifred; Mar. 8
Dear Winifred; Mar. 9
The IHW Club
The Return of Mando
Dear Winifred; Mar. 12
Dear Winifred; Mar. 13
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Mar. 14
Dear Winifred; Mar. 15
Dear Winifred; Mar. 16
Suck-Wood Attitude
Dear Winifred; Mar. 18
Dear Winifred; Mar. 19
Dear Winifred; Mar. 20
Dear Winifred; Mar. 21
Dear Winifred; Mar. 22
Dear Winifred Advice Column; Mar. 23
Dear Winifred Apologizes!
Dear Winifred; Mar. 24
Dear Winifred; Mar. 25
Dear Winifred; Mar. 26
The View From Mondo's Face!
Dear Winifred; Mar.28
Dear Winifred; Mar. 31
The Ticket; Part One
The Ticket; Part II
Blood Shot: Hard Rocking Nights
Blood Shot; The Heavy Rock Show
The Ticket, Part III
Downer Dear Winifred
Dear Winifred; April 18
Dear Winifred; April 22
Powerkeg: Rock and Roll Recoil
Dear Winifred; April 28
Story; Humble Pie!
Dear Winifred; May 7
Dear Winifred, May 12
Dickdom, Personified!
Funeral Announcement!
Dear Winifred; May 16
"And, They're Off!"
I Think I'll be ------ Today!
What Face? Cont.
"Nothing" is the Title of This!
Dear Winifred; June 2
"Spin That Wheel!" Game Show
Mace Davidson
Private Dick, Chapter 24
Private Dick, Chapter 25
Private Dick, Chapter 26
Private Dick, Chapter 27
Private Dick, Chapter 28
Private Dick, Chapter 29
Monitor-Lizard Men From Outer Space
Quasarski
Private Dick, Chapter 30
Dear Winifred, July 29
Fizzo Jobhernia, Part One
Private Dick, Chapter 31
Fizzo Jobhernia, Part Two
Fizzo Jobhernia, Part 3
Private Dick Chapter 32
Dear Winifred, August 21
More Dear Winifred
Fizzo Jobhernia Part Four
"BoJanglesor"
Dear Winifred, Sept. 15
Failure IS An Option!
Love in Print Dating Service
Sherlock, Smerlock!
London Blitzed!
Dear Winifred; Oct. 10
Fizzo's New Idea!
Still Unemployed Fizzo!
The Plan
Plan B
Private Dick; Chapter 33
On The Case!
An Open Letter to Time
Minutes for 'The Panic Squad'!
"This is Too Easy!"
Cranston Ludwig
Dear Winifred, Jan. 1, 2015
Clem Gummer
Private Dick, Chapter 34
Clem in the Big House
Wining and Dining My Love!; short story
Gummer Goes Home
Revenge Tastes Like Chicken
The View From Mike's Face
Gag-a-Thon!
Stupid is as Stupid Does!
Messed With the Wrong Dude!
Sandoval Perpetual Shotosis!
Shorty Gets Pissed!
Dear Winifred; Mar. 20-Advice Column
The Hole; story
The Baby Man; Chapter 5
The Incredible Baby Man Chapter 6
Clem Gummer; The Behemouth
The Night Has Eyes
Incredible Baby Man--Chapter 7
Jonathan Black
The Not-So-Jolly Green Giant!
Next Chapter of Jonathan Black--Chapter Two
Bakery Goods Clem!
Metronome of the Damned!
The Bar Owner Blues
Calhoon C. Worthington, Pshyciatrist
Dear Winifred, July 14
The Still-Incredible Baby Man!
Dear Winifred, Aug. 18
"Gather Round, Kids!"
"I Do Solemnly Swear..."
The Rug's Watching!
Harry Applies for Unemployment!
Happy Thanksgiving!--commentary
"The Curse of the Fox Zombies!"
Shows Rejected By TKSN!
"A Great Movie, There, Sum Bitches!"
Evil Intent
More Clem and Del!
More Gummer!
'Hashish Jim'--fake advertiusement
'Mellow Yellow Fun Cakes!'
The Know Shit Network presents: 'Nineteen Teeth and Counting'!
"Unknown Trump"--fake advertisement
'Neckoso'-fake advertisement
'War of the Worlds', Now-Style!--story
'It Strains the Imagination!'
'The Massive-Ego Bobblehead'
Zoo Tour, 2112!
Pathosvilee City Counsel Position Two Debate!
Republican Debate #472!
"Don't Be A Loser Dick"!
Trog of The Space Patrol!
One Step From a Pile!
Tucker's Playhouse
Bard-Err!
'That Certain Bastard'!
Spinnin' My Brain!
More Galloping Gertiss!
Gertiss, Cont.
How to...Waste Time!
Goat's Head Elementary!
Zoo Tour, 2112!
On the Cusp of Power!
The Donald J. Trump Bobblehead!
The Future Election Special!
'Bingo!'
'Bingo!'
First Day of Adult Pre-School!
Galloping Gertiss!
Christmas at Grandma's
'Pin the Blame on Obama!'
Stolen Excerpt From a Candidate's Diary!
Jimmy of Wobbly Knob--Chapter Five
Television's Version of Hell!
have you seen the flowe--trump!
The Squidville Ragin' Storks'
'Handy-Mate 5000'!
National Nervous Breakdown!
'Has Been Deleted'!
Fish-Witch For Fluffy!
Grind Away!
Loud Blast Day!
The Incredible Idiot-Man!
Wanted--Petroleum Industry Work, Preferably!
The Braying Ass Corporation Presents...!
The Clowniest Clown!
The Bastard Show!
Inepto, The Anti-Christ Clown
Headlines From Around The Globe
Dear Winifred; Dec. 10
Dear Winifred; Jan. 8
Taking the Long Way Home
Turn Back the Clock
THE Most Perfect Day!
'The Curse of Hercules'--For Real?
Never
Insanity At The Gates!
Watching and Raging!
To Al Jezeera America
Lame Excuses!
To: The Person in Charge of Network Programming!
Thinking Person's Armageddon!
A Sad Day For Common Sense
The Howdy Doody Boys!
Rated 'I'!
Why?
Gun Feva!
biography, bismography!
The Definition of Insane
False Profit!
Electronic Not
the incredulous view from mike's face
Really?
It's Going To Be Even Hellier!
Curse of the Stepford Wives!
Method to His Stupidity!
Self-Inflicted
They Must Not Think Much (Of Us!)
Nothing For Days
Laying the Groundwork!
In the Distance
The Stranger-short story
Larsen McCain
The Triangle Fire
The Wreck of RMS Atlantic
7 Miles Below
The Long Island Express
The Wellington Avalanche
S.S. Deutschland
The Living Landscapes
Ittelor
Dinner With Ben
Shadow the Dog
The Familiar Stranger
Reconstituted Failure
The Brandos
Can't Vote Your Conscience, If Ya Ain't Got One!
'Not Today!'
In The Year....
I Can't Take It Anymore!
'My Trusty Steed,' Indeed!
Dancing With the Devil
The Point of It All?
Over and Up--Over and Out!
Reflection of Revulsion
Trip Though the Void!
Beat That Broken Record!
Time For a Group Hug!
The Feces Toss!
"I'm a Winner!--No, I'm a Loser!"
A Device We Could ALL Use!
Can't Deal With It!
Merry Christmas To Everyone
Banner Day!
The Inappropriate Shuffle!
"I Dream of Coffee With The Dark Brown Hue"!
4th Wheel on a 3-Wheeled Deal!
In The Face Of Danger!
Ghost Of Actions Past
The Sky is Screaming!
the elusive deal!
"The Rhyming Ray Big-Fun Hour"
Rolling Your Own
"Lumberjack Larry's Party Saw"
The Evil Void
"Light up the Pie"
Hit the Dirt
The Elusive Neon Donkey Dance
"Jim-Bob's Construction"
"Whatever it Takes"
Humor is a Funny Thing
"Line-Drive Badmitton Set"
"Sheer Terror Hang Gliders"
My Inflatable Woman
Long Arm of the Law
My Inflatable Marriage
My Inflatable Divorce
Sergeant Shriek
Sergeant Shriek 2-Life in the Dorm
Sergeant Shriek 3--On Uncle Sam's Dime
Sergeant Shriek 4--23 Whitewash Lane
Sergeant Shriek 5--"Come On, Follow Me!"
Held Under # 1; Out in the Crowd
Poem: That Dress Isn't Mine!
Poem--Space Place
Poem-The Spy Guy
Poem: Ride the Evil Wind
"Launch all Cookies!"
Poem: Another Go-Round
Dr. Booze Returns!
The Mike Stevens Comedy Club--Advertisement
Short Trip to Slightly Mad
Haiku Hoodoo
Haiku Hoodoo Too
Quack for Cruz!
Floating Above: poem
Meat in the Blender!; poem
"Those Dresses Aren't Mine!"-poem
The Poem Gnome; poetry
By The Yard Gnome; a limerick!
Pressure!; poem
Torture-Mobile!; poem
Space City!; poem
Kick-A** Spurlick!
My Family Tree!; poem
Haiku Hullabaloo; poems
Netherworld of Nonsense; poem
Mind Blank!; poem
Through the Looking Glass; poem
Viking in Disguise; poem
How to Write a Witty Joke Before You're Fully Awake; poem
Englishman in Disguise; poem
Swedish by Half!; poem
Super Glued Brain-poem
Hockey Stick Warrior!; poem
"I Was Ego-Driven, But My Ego Blew Through a Stop Sign!"
Sludge in the Old Brain Pan!; poem
Department Store Santa!; poem
Super Glue Too; poem
The Carpet Ferry!
Duck Hunting Day; poem
Thief; poem
Poem; Demon's Hill Daredevils!
Poem: The Incredible Flying Chicken!
Poem; "Doh!"
Poem; Lack of Sleep; Strange Thoughts
Poem; Sunday Blahs!
Poem; Frankenstein Poem!
Poem; Is Today A Day From Last Year?
Poem; Sometimes
Poem, Why Can Mean...
Folded, Spindled, and Mutilated!"
Poem; "Keep Your Mouth Shut!"
Poem; Twilight Zone (All Run Together)!
Poem; The Amazing Disappearo!
Poem: Coffee Before Comment!
Poem; Asleep at the Switch!
Poem; 1 Step, 2 Steps, 3 Steps,...Ah!
Poem; Who's the Goon?
Poem; Titanic Struggle!
Poem; Quick to Anger, Slow to Understand!
Poem; Reality Blows!
Poem; Bottom of the Humor Barrel!
Poem; Comment; Delete; Too Late!
Poem; Inner-Warning Voice; Silent!
Poem; One of Those Days!
Poem; Nothing From Nothing!
Poem; Point No Point (The Mind Wanders...)
Poem; Misfortune Hammer!
Tis the Disposable Age!
Poem; It's 6 am; Do You Know Where Your Brain Is?
Poem; Memories Vs. Memories!
Poem; The Truth As To Why We Love Camping!
Poem; Media Frenzy!
Poem; Camping; Just Kidding!
Poem; Media, Stop Treating Me Like A Moron!
Poem; "3, 2, 1, and You're On!"
"Male Fred, I'm Prostitute a Garvin!"
Poem; The Punch Line Poem
V.C.R. Hell!
Poem; Time, That Eel-Like Slimy Bastard!
Poem; Ring-O-Evil
Striking Terror!
Poem; Sleep Typing
Poem; The Foolish Ghoul
Poem; Mazes!
Clearing the Bar of Good Taste by Plenty; Not!
How to Sound Like an Absolute Moron!
Poem; What Rhymes With 'Embarrassment'?
Poem; I Still Can't Dance for S**t!
Ah, Such Happy Memories!
Poem; Lazy Man's Triumph!
Poem; Microphone of Broken Dreams
Poem; The Struggling Author (Hey, That's Me!)
Poem; Some Unexplained Mysteries of the Driving Universe!
Poem; Dreamscape
Poem; Turns Out, Time Has a Temper!
Poem; Hot Coffee and Cool Mornings!
Poem; Sergeant Regret of the Word Police!
Mind Game; Fail!: Poem
Time of the Zombie!; poem
South of Peachy!; poem
"S**t Yeah!"
Nothing In, a LOT Out!
Unwanted; Poem
Pretend Insight
Guess I Can't Do ANYTHING Right!
Waking Up in the Netherworld!
I Like to See Myself As...
Don't Look Back/ Semi/ Run Over Your Ass!--poem
Bed-Safe (La-La-La-La-La!)
The Void Beneath My Hat
Running on Empty
The Turkey Leg Blues
Where's the On/Off Switch?
A Visit From St. Nick, Or Is It? Poem
Blue Label Christmas
Fisty the Snowman
My Christmas!
Ah, Christmas Memories!
Just Along For the Ride!
To Rhyme or Not to Rhyme?
Clear-Cut Johnny
Polite Political Disagreements; poem
"Skip Over Here!"
I Reserve the Right (To Be a Stupid Dick!)
T.V. Dinner
Today's Shit-Cast!
We Interrupt this Fantasy...
Nothing New Under the Sun, or Here!
Riding the D Train to Ralphville!
Mr. Humor M. Use Has Moved!
On a Clear Day...
Must Be Something I Ate!
Poem; Clean (Sort Of!) Limerick Challenge!
Humor U
Idiot Land Sharks!
Courageous Remote Hand!
Restlessness is an 'F' Bomb
Bored and Pissed!
I Kicked My Own Ass!
Why Do I Even Try?
One Missing Letter!
Star-Spangled Spud Salute!
Mortal Invisible Enemy
Whoa, I Done Freaked Myself Out!
Boldly I Go!
Nothing Funny This Way Comes
Checkmate!
Blue Collar Snow Brutes
Poem--English is Hard to Figure!
Empty Head Wasteland--poem
The Theme Music Blues!--poem
Face Plant City!
Lifeline Severed!
"This is Bullshit!"
Fluffy!
Storm Warning!, poem
Happy Birthday!--poem
Eeyore Day!--poem
What Makes Funny?
Ship of Not Just Fools, But SCARY Fools!
Who, What, Where?
I'm Sure
Orb Gets Reamed! poem
Fool's Hootenanny
Sideshow at the Carnival!
If the Future's So Bright,...?
Half Full Vs. Half Empty!
Literary Whittling!
Open Mouth, Insert Foot!
'Idiotville' Maps!
Psychedelic Killers
On the Edge, of What?--poem
Out to Lunch!
"Haiku, How Are You?"
Time of Psycedelia!
These Damn View-Blocking Trees!
Duct Tape for Angry People!
When Did I Become a Puss? Poem
Laugh, Before You Cry!
What, Again? (Dead Horse)
The Sun is Out!
Restless-poetry
Target Acquired, And Now It Won't Unacquire!
"Stop, You Thieving Bastard!"
A Couple Limericks for Real People!
A Different Target!
Regurgitated Nothings!--poem
The Idiot!
The Ideas Man!
"Who am I to Argue?" (Why Don't You Shut Your Pie Hole?)
Off the Rails!
Idiot is But One Click Away!
The Spinning Calendar Blues!--poem
Instant Old!
Evil Twin-poem
Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Hate Days a Week!
The Idea Machine--poem
Poem--'Cry For...'
'Shards of Steel'--New Hit Single!
On The Banks of The River Gorph
Dream of Water--'Time to Rock and Roll!'
I Should Have Known!
"Today, I'm Announcing..."!
Electronic Chicken Scratch!
Dour the Cat
There Once Was..
There Once Was..
puppies and rainbows!
Miss Recoil!
Dog Chow, and How!
Pitchfork Diplomacy!
"Hheerree'ss Mikie!"
I Can Count To Ten!
Stop, Go, Stop, Go, St---!
Sea of Doom!
Megaphones (Nothingness Arcade!)
The Waste
Such a Sad Tune They Write
Song Out of Nothing
Okay, I'll Admit It!
New and Improved Site, Same Old Me!
"Beep!"
What the Hell is THAT?
Time Swings a Hammer!
Reality Unhinged!
Rock Bottom!
'Oh Lord, Bombed Out of My Gourd!'
The Real Key to Happiness!
the selfie dudes!
I Don't Have to Justify Shit!
'In the Immortal Words of Dear Old Lloyd!'
Over the Top?
Storm Chaser
She's Baaacckkk!
Lighthouse Warning!
DownTrumposis!
Near Blast In the Distant Past!
My Trusty Steed!
The Nothing Song!
The Elixer Fixer!
Mind-Running Off at the Mouth!
The Man Who Doesn't Know S**t!
'Screech and Schlong'!
drinking the kool aid!
'OverTrumposis'!
With Torches Held High...
The Jerk-Weed!
'Water-Ski' McFee!
It's a Hell of a Town!
A Quickie for Don!
157 Channels and Nothing's On!
To run, or Not to Run?
"Laugh Now, Bitch!"
Camping With a Funnel!
The String Theory
'I've NEVER Lost a Fight!'
Paw in the Dog Treat Jar!
The Ultimate Table Leg!
Bombast on Comcast!
Foul Fowl!
Easter Island Egg Hunt!
The Election of 201---Squirrel!
Asleep at the Keyboard!
Bummer Ass Day!
Have You Seen the Flowers?
First Light, Not Right!
Psycho-Out!
Beer-Mare!
NOT About Trump!
Tool Of The Dark Side
Water Safety!
How to Get Through Your Workday!
Father of the Year!
Fido Vs. Fluffy!
"I Don't Feel So Good!"
As The Coffee Crows
New and Improved Seventeens
Can You See Me Now? How About Now?
More Not-Right Lamericks
WTF?
Tale of two Booksies
Nothing Plus Nothing Equals...
Warning, Don't Go There
The Day That Blew
Breathe Deep
Sky Druid
Sky Druid
Bad Moon Knocking
I'll Take Being Me
Can ANYBODY Tell Me?
Routinus Interrupus
Edit, Schmedit!
Day of the Solemn Ass
Modern Marvel
Nuts Of The Beast
Unmoored
The Day Of Friday Day
Rocket Sled To Oblivion
Brace For Impact!
No Choice In The Matter
The Gullible Whisperer
Sucking It Up?
Little People, Big Trouble!
The Double-Entendrer
'Tweener
The Champagne Of Days
The Rubber Chicken Says...
This Is The Rubber Sequel
Life Into Lameness
Head On Highway
The Saboteur
Time Waits For No Man, Except Me!
Something Seeds
Invisible Ink
Slop
Another Day, Another Nothing
Serious Comedy
Got Up This Morning...
A Lie Is A Lie, Except...
All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe
Ocean Spray
Monday's Eeyore
The Sad-Sack Juggler
Dueling Headlines
Midnight Daydreams
Front End Of The Weekend Beast
Front End Of The Weekend Beast
Absolutely True
Up To The Hubs
You're Welcome In Advance
6 am Jolt
Stress Reliever
Stand And Be Fired Upon!
Cult of Persona--Err--Negativity!
Ho-Hum, Yet Another Poem
Poem; You Better Get Used to It!
Poem; Faded Photograph
Silent Voice
Poem; Learn the Hard Way
Poem; The Reason
Poem; Darkness Has Fallen
Poem; Wrapped in an Enigma
Poem; Stranger Than Fiction
Poem; Voices in My Head
Poem; When They Come for You
Poem; My Way of Crying
Serious Turn
Boredom at Light Speed; poem
Beat a Dead Horse; poem
Nothing's Different; poem
Winding Down
Half-Empty Me!
Broken Daydreams
Eyes in the Dark--poem
All the Time in the World, poetry
Lost Among the Ruins, poem
Perspective
I'll Never Understand...poem
Before and After--poem
Change Unforeseen--poem
No One Answers
What Makes Us, Us?
Nero Fiddles, While Rome Burns
Shadows and Memories--poem
Sunset--poem
Hillbilly Millionaire
Don't!
Dispiriting Maze
Explain the Inexplicable to Me
Driving That Train, High on Insane
Neanderthal in Thoughtful Clothing
Ginned Up!
Journey to Insane
Facts Are For Losers!
Not Even Bothering...
The Wall
Lemmings
Don't Critique Just to be a Dick!
What Must the Word Be Thinking?
Still and All...
Mind-Escape
Just a Thought...
Quantum Fannage!
I Don't Care
I Have No Clue What I'm Doing, But I Do It Well!
Poor Judgement, Poorer Humor!
Poor Judgement, Poorer Humor!
Same Old Song and Dance!
Wanting!
Up is Down!
STILL Witch Hunting!
The Idiot-Tsar!
What the Hell is Going On?
The Lied Piper
There Once Was a Man...
Believe
Senseless
Backwards?
Reactionary Pandemic
Apart At The Seems
Long Gone
Carry That Weight
Skull Alarm!
The Very Picture Of Sadness
The Fable
Realm Off Shadows
Angry Words
Crossed Wires
Blessing and a Curse
Self-Doubt Inside
Asking What If?
Mankind is a Misnomer
Lost and Not Found
Poem--The Struggle Within
Poem--'Out Of my Zone"
Poem-'When it Rains, It Pours'
Poem--'Scared of Tomorrow'
Poem: Uncertainty
Poem: Why?
Poem-Strange Days Indeed
The Mountain in the Mist
Poem: Letter to a Friend
Poem: Time for a Change; Changes in Time
Poem: Spinning My Wheels
Poem: Saying Sorry Doesn't Cut It
14-Line Pain!
The Compitition
Poem--What Time is It?
Poem: Out of the Mouths of Idiots...
Poem-Years at the Speed of Light
Poem: Secrets of a Happy Life
Poem: Missing
Poem: My Best Friend Tasha
Poem: Plumbing the Depths
Poem: Awfully Late
Deco, God of Interior Decorating
Subjects to Failure
Poem: The Two Me's
Poem: Earning Your Trust While Raking it In
Poem: Long Time Gone
Poem: Sense of Panic
Poem: Debt of Gratitude
Poem: Photographs
Poem: Ode to Boredom
Poem: Bittersweet
Poem: Thanks
Poem: Trying
Poem: Never
Poem: Who, What, Why?
Poem: Absent Friend
Poem: Self-Therapy
Poem: Don't Have a Clue
Poem: No Idea
Poem: Open up your Mind
Poem: There was a Place
Poem: Hate
Poem: Jealosy
Poem: Sadness
Poem: Pretend
Poem: Slender Threads
Foot Securely in Mouth!
Leftover Visions
The Election of 1612
Ghost in the Fog-poem
I Choose; poetry-sarcasm
Something Out of Nothing--poem
Interchangeable
Poem: From a Distance
The Mirror Must Lie
My Attempt at Some Haiku Deals!
No Checkered Flag
Haiku Hoodoo 3
Fear the Future
Poem-The Void
Ode to the New Day
Train Keeps a Rolling, Right Over a Cliff!
How?--Poem
Time Flies, When You're Not Having Fun--Poem
Not Seeing is Believing
Life Reduced to a Keyboard
"No!"--poem
An Open Letter to the President--poem
Deep S**t!
Uncommon Ground
Same S**t, Different Day
Poem--Not Going to Make It
What's Up with That?--Poem
Shadows--Poem
Dramatic Pause--Poem
Haunted Bits and Pieces--Poem
Words as a Weapon--Poem
A Darker Shade of Guilt--poem
Fight the Night-Poem
Peace--a poem
I'm Going to Make My Mark!--poem
Hospital Food; Yum!--poem
Nothing But Shadows--poem
I'd Like to Think...poem
Cold Hard World--Poem
Cry Foul!--poem
The Circus Comes to Town--poem
Question--poem
Dirty Words-poem
Seasons; poetry
Spring; poem
Summer; poem
Fall;poem
Winter; poem
Another Dose of Self-Therapy; poem
Journey Incomplete-poem
Vent, Repeat!--poem
Snapping Turtle Snaps!
Headless Morons!
That Kid Used to be Me!
All These Years-poem
Poem For No Reason; poetry
Screaming Down the Wires
Sadness on Channel Five
Uncaring; poem
My Crutch; poem
My Enemy; Doubt; poem
Drinking the Kool-Aid; poem
Neanderthal's Rule!; poem
John Wayne Rides Again!; poem
The Two Faces in the Mirror; poem
It's Complicated!; poem
Writer Made; poem
"Look Over There!"; poem
Insanity on Every Channel; poem
"Beep!", At the Tone--err--Something Should Happen!; poem
"Have You Seen This Man? How About the Man He Used to Be?; poem
Time Warp!; poem
Why? What? Who?-poem
In the Early Morning Hours; poem
Sky-High Nonsense!; poem
Trying to Focus!; poem
Green Christmas!
Christmas With the B*****r's!
Christmas With the R***'s!; poem
Christmas Party for Both Chambers of Congress!; poem
What-If Shadows; poem
The Rare Righteous Freedom-Bird!-poem
Tick Tock!; poem
Spinning Though the Void-poem
Silent Echo; poem
From the Depths; poem
Hollow Feeling
Crazyville Station!; poem
I'm Lame, and Didn't Even Know It!; poem
Crow With My Coffee; poem
Delusion; poem
Through the Fog-poem
Can't You Just Lie?; poem
"Return With Me, If You Will, To..."
Lost Among the Ruins-poem
Can Someone Explain?; poem
The Grand Canyon; poem
Words as a Weapon; poem
A Poem From Leftover Thoughts; poem
Leftover Questions!; poem, sort of!
When Did I Become Scared of My Own Shadow?; poem
My Brother's Keeper
"So, Nice to Meet Me!"; poem
Victim of Changes; poem
The Dreaded Wall!; poem
Topic A Verses Topic B; haiku's
Out with the Old, In With the Old; poem
Peace and Quiet; poem
World Passed By
Electronic Frustration; poem
No Answers-poem
Seeing the Future; poem
Long After Midnight; poem
Forgotten Patriotism; poem
Monster of Mediocrity-poem
Craving Approval-poem
Complex; poem
Forgive the Man in the Mirror-poem
Slice and Dice-haiku poetry
Hope Springs Eternal; poem
A Tip of the Cap to...; poem
Light Speed Leaves You Wondering; poem
What the Hell's Going On? Poem
Shortcut Through the Woods; poem
Dark Corner; poem
Learning Curve; poem
Childhood Snow Dreams; poem
Cold Morning; Cool Beginnings; poem
Quiet Stillness; poem
In the Big Scheme of Things...; poem
Junior High Daze; poem
Working Without a Net; poem
Reflections of What?; poem
Fell off a Spaceship; poem
Bittersweet; poem
"Touchdown!"; poem
Standing Still; Running Scared; poem
Are We Seeing the Same World?; poem
Broken News!; poem
From My Window; poem
Pile On! poem
Mr. Deleplain; poem
Heck on Wheels; poem
Owen Torgerson; poem
Alice Magarety; poem
Poem; Alice in Wonderland?
Poem; Deadly Whirling Dervish
Poem; Dawn
Poem; One With the Pack
Poem; Whatever Happened to...
Poem; Painting of Illusion
Poem; Clock Strikes Twelve
Poem; Long Time Gone
Poem; Nose to the Grindstone
Poem; Who am I?
Poem; Watching My Life Pass By
Poem; Give it Some Thought
Poem; Sweet Soul
Poem; Not Sure Why
Poem; Rearranged
Poem; It's Always Something
Poem; The 1000-Yard Stare
Poem; Last Light
Poem; Echo's
Poem; Nothing Shaking
Poem; Poetry is to Me...
poem; Sad But True
Poem; Expect the Unexpected
Poem; Where She Stops, Nobody Knows!
Poem; Apparently, I Suck and Didn't Even Know It!
Poem; As Time Goes By...
Seeing Red, Feeling Blue; poem
Train Wreck Coming, But...; poem
Warning; Rough Seas Ahead!; poem
Poem; On the Edge of the Abyss
Poem; Moods
Poem; The Dying of the Inner-Light
Poem; I Saw, But I Still Don't Believe
Poem; Cold Hard World
Poem; Changes
Poem; "I Can't Do Anything Right!"
Poem; The Boy in the Picture
Poem; Love Absent
Poem; Laughing Before I Cry
Poem; Crazy Circles
Poem; Just a Trick of the Light?
Poem; When the Sun Rises in the West...
Poem; You're a Moron Tonight, This Morning; Oh Hell, All Damn Day!
Poem; Oh Walter, Where Art Thou?
Poem; Melancholy Moment; Let Me Post This, Damn You!
Poem; The Darkness Void
Poem; Pink Floyd Said It Best...
Poem; Hit By the Train (of Our Thoughts)
Poem; Alone
Poem; Light at the End of the Tunnel
Poem; Cold Wind Blowing
Poem; Ghosts Rule the Night
Poem; Sweet Lies
Poem-And the Rain Comes Down
Poem; Through the Looking Glass
Poem; Stone Monolith Memories
Poem; What?
Poem; My Sometimes Companion
Poem; Unreasonable Havoc Fear
Poem; The View From My Face
Poem; Real?
The Negative Hammer; poem
Complete Negative News; poem
World View; poetry
Waves; Poem
Thought Shrapnel; Poem
Twists and Turns
Through the Haze; poem
Poem; Words Can Kill
Stone Cold; poem
Life of the Party; poem
My Dark Shadow Friend
Blindside Nightmare
Trick of the Light?
The Uninvited (My Own Worst Enemy)
Poem; I Wish...
Poem; I Forgot
Poem; Choices
Definitely Not
Poem; Monster Under the Bed For Adults
Arrogant Hangover
Meat Cleaver Memories
Electronic Left Hook
No Hope; poetry
The Siren's Call; poem
The Rage of the Daily War
Where I Live--poem
Poem--Off the Rails
Sad Wings of Destiny--poem
The Self-Inflicted Monster
No Answers, poem
Less Than Zero
Jagged Thoughts--poetry
Vague Memories (Are They Real?)
Writer Forced
It Came Out of the Blue--poem
Cold Light of Day
Future Tense--poem
The Silent Season
Falling--poem
No Bad News
Upside Down-poem
Game of No-Chance
Letter to a One-Time Friend
I am the Invisible Man
Fox Fact-Free News Land
Lessons Learned the Hard Way
Don't Panic, Back to Normal!
Echo's
Hollow
Today in the News...
I Thought I Knew You...
Gleeful Misery
Shattered Illusion
Is To Was
Senryu Blue
Funny Uncle Mike!
Mix Up, Going Down!
The Running-Late Twist
Poem; Nero Still Fiddles
Running to Nowhere
Vs.--a poem
Something Serious, This Way Comes
Got The Sunday Blahs One Day Early! Poem
It Must Be Nice! poem
I Dreamt...
Bitter is a Boat Anchor--poem
Divide and Cash In!
Unlike Father, Just Like Son!--opinion poetry
Books Will Be Written
Hiding in Plain Site (Spelling Mistake Intentional)
Explaining the Inexplicable
america stands for...
New Dark Ages
Apples and Boat Anchors
Can't Happen Here
Fever-Eyed Glow
Fool Us Once...
Taliban West Goes To Washington
Ghosts Of Yesterday
The Men On The Mountain
Five-Seven-Fivers
The Perfect Storm
On Our War
Our Neanderthal Future
Better Angels
In Peril
Hammer Fall
Fable Of Plenty
Senses Are Reeling
A Place At The Table
Despair In The Air
The Forgotten
A Great Cry
Nasferatu In The Mirror
Being a Democrat
Land Of The Unbelievable
Monster Of Destruction
Rage Takes The Stage
Despair, Thy Name Is Red
The New Witchfinder General
Follow The Leader (Lemmings)
By The Gallon
Up For Review
Remember To Breathe
Bullies Scream
The Purge
The Purge
The Plague of Plagues
Something Wicked This Way Came
Your Opinion Cuts Deep
Pond Scum Of Humanity
Amid Tears
Another Day in Paradise
Disguised as Liberty
Masters Of Ceromony
Extremists' Run
The Blame And The Darkness
Another Last Goodbye
The Pendulum Storm
Wasteland Adrift
Lost Words On The Wind
The Mankind Circus
The Disease
Fear On A Swivel
Seeing Different Truths
A Lie Is A Lie, Except...
War Of The Words
The Last Goodbye
Serious By A Nose
Spot The Difference
Worrying Time
Taliban West
Swimming With Monsters
Cry For Our Future
Cry For Our Future
My Mortal Enemy
Outside In The Storm
A Flip Of The Bone
Taliban West Goes To Washington
Mad at The World (Sometimes)
"What Are You, Stupid?"
The Waiting
Self-Made Prison
The Gathering Storm
Exist To Retaliate
500 Days....Alice
500 Days--Sunrise 'Ore A Wastland
500 Days--View The World
500 Days--Rude Awakening
500 Days--Kingdom of Wrath
500 Days--Breaking Bad
500 Days--Bleed The Fifth
500 Days--Been A Long Road
500 Days--The Man I Used To Be
500 Days--The War
500 Days--King of Petty
500 Days
500 Days--The Best We Can
500 Days--Strange Days Indeed
500 Days--First And Last Mistake
500 Days--Destroyers In Trance
500 Days--The Shadows Know
500 Days--Midnight
500 Days--Bulletproof
Artery Jim And The Beatnik Bleeders
Storm Cloud Halo
500 Days--The Asylum
The Eight Days Of Congress
500 Days--Midnight Wolves
500 Days--Monsters And Shadows
500 Days--A Man Of Shadows
500 Days--New Roman Empire
500 Days--From Out Of The Blue
500 Days---Into The Dark
500 Days--Animal Farm
500 Days--Pretend
500 Days--The Great Online War
500 Days----The Great Decline
500 Days--The Man Who Never Was
500 Days--Armored America
500 Days--The Storm is Now
500 Days--House Of Cards
500 Days--22nd Floor
500 Days--From The Past
500 Days--A Different Man
500 Days--Hey, Politicians
500 Days--Grim Reaper Smile
500 Days--Childhood's End
Throat Hole--Song, Sung, Blew
500 Days--Scream At The Sky
500 Days--Twilight Zone Days
500 Days--The Fight Goes On
500 Days--The Age Of Chaos
500 Days--Desolation
500 Days--I Am?
500 Days--Questions
500 Days--Surrounded By Strangers
500 Days--The Never-Was Illusion
500 Days--T. V. Trainwreck
500 Days--Mirror Image
500 Days--Delusion Extreme
500 Days--Bleak For Sale
Killing Your Better Half
Liquor Store Strongman
"Wake Up, America!"
"The Last Man on Earth"
"The Happy Dork"
The Sani-Can Blues
"Rich Man, Richer Man!"
What Am I Going To Do?
User/Abuser (The Ultimate!)
Saving The Donald From Himself!
Wild West Madness
'The Disgusting Show'!
Porky Takes To The Sky!
Somebody Help Me!
The Outside Cage
Thoughts And Prayers Flak Jacket
What's The World Coming To?
Already Guilty!
The View From Mike's Face (Yes, Again!)
The View From Mike's Face, Again!
The View From Mike's Face--May 1st
The View From Mike's Face--Feb. 21
The View From Mike's Face-Dec.8
Candy Vs. Meatloaf!
The View From Mike's Face--Feb. 28
The View From Mike's Face--Jan. 13
The View From Mike's Face--Jan. 13
Give it a Rest, Already!
The View From Mike's Face--Jan. 15
The View From Mike's Face--Jan. 21
The View From Mike's Face--April 18
Teetering
Fanning the Flames
Forged in Simplistic!
Questions I Can't Answer!
Hotel California Kinship!
Media Blameless? Hardly!
Really, O'Reilly?
Something Fishy This Way Comes!
WTF Do You Do?
What Do You Do?
The View From Mike's Face--Feb. 13
The McCarthy Problem, Again
Clothespin Time!
Disaster in the Headlights
Split-O-Shit
We All Lose
Gettysburg Address For Today
For Our Future
The Third-Worst Day
Red Scare
Different Languages
Just In Case
Oh Fount Of Wisdom
The Sad State Of Our Union
Boycott
Dogwhistle Time Has Come
End Of The Line
In Memorium; Davy Smith
One Day Early
Easter Message From Donald Trump
The Age Of Chaos
Just Another Day In Dodge City
Wrong, Again!
With Half Your Brain Tied Behind Your Back
Illusion of News--opinion
The Winged Freak Action Figure-advertisement
Hades Patrol-advertisement
"12-Volt Spot Remover"-advertisement
Binge Beer
"Mad-Man Personal Protection Wands"
"Do it Yourself Cattle Stunner"
"Camping Made Simple"
"Hot Hell Dogs"
T.V. Times
"Springboard Shoes"
Release the Kraken
"Symphonic Warning"-advertisement
"I'm Not a Dismal Failure" Self-Help Tape"-Ad
"B&G Medical Center"
The American In-Breeders Dictionary-Simpleton Edition
"Grout-be-Gone Toothbrush Cleaner"
Super-Loon
"Celebrity Rock Heads of the Month"
"The One-Stop Story Shop"
The Beelzabuddies; The Flames of Happiness Tour
Everest City Election Guide
"Vandalism Magic Markers'
The Bloat-Bag All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant
"Dude!'-Perfume for Men'
'Almost-Speed Vitamins'
"Jammo, the 3-Pronged Christmas Plow Horse"
The 'Forgotten U.S. Presidential Candidates'!
'The Scammer Telephone Company'!
'Spring Flowers Cat Litter"-advertisement
The Singing Lumberjack
'Head Cheese Surprise Crunch--advertisement
Birthay Greeting for the Nikster!
'Mamma's Got Knockers" Tee Shirt--advertisement
'Mamma's Got Knockers" Tee Shirt--advertisement
'Auto Racing, Made Simple'
"The Beelzabuddies; New Album" advertisement
Crushing Blow: Band of Joy; Sledgehammer Nightmare story # 3
'Bye-Bye Slug Killer"
"Letters To and From People Much Better Off Than You"
10 Questions Answered
Dr. Booze's Stupidity Test!
Dr Booze: "What the Hell Were You Thinking?"
"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine"!
Jimmy Stewart, Ace Reporter
Genital Saw Mills Spoon Size Shredded Waffles
'Genital Saw Mills'--fake advertisement
Luxurian Dictionary
More Declassified NASA Documents
Still-More Declassified Nasa Documents (an Ittelor Document)
Space; 2225
"Sheet of Flame in the Big City"--Advertisement
Later, World!
Speech by the Senate Minority Leader!
Answering Letter From Mike Stevens 1978 to Mike Stevens of the Future!
The Personal B.C.R. Files
'Bear Depends'
Letter to the Present Mike Stevens, From Mike Stevens, 1985
The New Second Ammendment
I Don't Know..
I Don't Know...Again!
More Things I Don't Know!
'Road Flare Cigarettes'
"Phalicula'
'Goiter Ointment for the Left Leg'
'Skulls Alight!'-fake advertisement
Gizzard Harvest
Gizzard Harvest-"The Demon Hawk"
"Bozoia"
Portrait of Winifred
Advertisement; 'Standupzipan'
"Motorcross Made Simple"
'To Whom it May Concern"
The View From Mike's Face; Mar. 28
Never Judge a Book by it's Cover!
The Signing Lumberjack II: A Clown by Sheer Coincidence
A clarification!
"To Mike Stevens, 1978; From Mike Stevens, 2012-2013"
"Nothing to See Here!"
A Big Thank You for Telling me about Firefox
The Curse of the Shallow!
The View From Mike's Face; Jan. 2
The View From Mike's Face; Mar. 11
Pathetical!
Bloodreign
Old McMuffin
No Reason Why--lyrics
