An eMail conversation

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Poor i_love_chocolate_12. She has so much to learn about the digital word, and KatyKat545 is going to try and help her on her perilous way.

Submitted: July 07, 2008

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KatyKat545; hi

i_love_chocolate_12; Hello! I can't believe I finally have an email address! And why didn't you spell \"Hi\" with a capital letter?

KatyKat545; coz then it wood take too long to rite.

i_love_chocolate_12; See? There! You did it again! No capital letters, no full stops and incorrect spelling! I thought you liked grammar!

KatyKat545; your a dweeb. if you write like a breething dictshunary youl be too tired to rite the next sentance

i_love_chocolate_12; Oh. My. God. I have met two-year-olds who write better grammar than that. Have you learnt nothing? Your spelling has been a bit peculiar ever since you got an email address...

KatyKat545; well youl get badder gramer the longar you go on emial

i_love_chocolate_12; English-speaking people spell email like this. And what do you mean, i'll get bad grammar too?

KatyKat545; i guess going on the comptputer so mutch dosn't really help

i_love_chocolate_12; I don't quite understand.

KatyKat545; i'm fording you a list i maid, rede it now

2=too, to, two 2nite 4=for, four 4ever lol=larf out loud omg=oh mi god ttyl=tork to you latter bff=best freinds forevar

i_love_chocolate_12; Ah, I see. So your kind have resorted to a caveman-like system of speaking made up of basically singular letters and numbers? And you remember these and use them fluently? Daily?

KatyKat545; were have you bene the larst few yers?

i_love_chocolate_12; Gasp! You used a question mark! I'm so proud of my little girl!

KatyKat545; oh hardi harhar your soooooo funny-NOTT!!!! but thats just for startars you have to get a bebo, a piczo, a myspace, a facebook, a blog or six, an MSN account and membrships to alot of diferrent tihngs.

i_love_chocolate_12; This is the reason why some people prefer to actually physically talk to each other.

KatyKat545; oh com on ive signed on and im okay-pleeeeeese?

i_love_chocolate_12; i suppose so...

KatyKat545; omg!!!! YOU DIDN'T USE A CAPITAL LETTER AT THE STAT OF THE SENTANCE!!!!!!!!

i_love_chocolate_12; Meep! I'm becoming one of you!

KatyKat545; hehehehe see u 2nite-by!!!


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