Disaster Movie; A Disaster of a Movie

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Probably the second worst movie I've ever seen. The first is Barney's Egg Adventure.

Submitted: January 24, 2009

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Every so often a movie comes out that is so daringly idiotic, so outrageously stinky that you feel and urge to watch it repeatedly. This is because the movie is so bad, it's good, and it's worth gossiping, and it's scandalous, and it's funny. You feel good and have a great, stupid time watching it. Disaster Movie is not one of those movies. Recently, I saw Superhero Movie. Although it was tacky and some of the jokes were immature, I found myself laughing along. It was a guilty pleasure. But when watching Disaster Movie, I didn't laugh until we turned it off. Call me indecisive, lazy or moronic, but I have never stopped watching a movie on purpose...until Disaster Movie. If you read this and think , \"I've seen the other ---- Movie spoofs, and they were okay-ish. There's no harm in watching this\", you're wrong. It's not that it's stupid, it's that it's dumb and unfunny. Here's an example. In 100, 001 BC, a caveman meets an Amy Winehouse impersonator. She chugs a bottle of gasoline after saying, \"Bottoms Up!\". She has sabre-tooth tiger fangs. She burps in his face for about two minute with such ferocity that his hair flies outwards. Then, it's some guy's Super Duper Sweet Sixteenth, and he sees a girl, ahead. \"Mary!\" he says. She's presumably his girlfriend. She kisses him, then says, \"Hey, check out these @!#$!\" and lifts up her top. She bobs from side to side with a stupid expression on her face, then cuts to the next scene. The next scene involves female wrestling. I have no idea why. I can't really give a review because I didn't watch nine tenths of it, it was so bad. The actors should be drawn and quartered, or at least plead insanity for signing onto this crass excuse for a film. While watching it, no-one dared break the silence as we realised it was the last spoof Movie we would ever watch.


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