May I help you?

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May I help you?

Status: Finished

May I help you?

Script by: 122333MexicanPeanut122333

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Genre: Humor

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How annoying can one customer get? You'll soon find out...

Summary

How annoying can one customer get? You'll soon find out...

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Submitted: May 14, 2008

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Submitted: May 14, 2008

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May I help you?
Thankyou, come again!
Can I help you?
Erm, yes please. I’d like fries and a small coke.
Sure. Please take a seat and wait for your food.
Hello, how may I-
Oh, and a medium cheeseburger!
Um, okay! Next please!
Make the coke a large!
Sir, do you think you could-
And make it a diet!
Thankyou, sir! Next, thanks. And how may I help you?
Sorry, but I think I ordered two packets of fries, didn’t i?
No, but I’ll tell Murray! May I take your order, Miss?
Erm, excuse me?
Yes, sir! What else do you need?
A Mcflurry!
Okay, thanks.
With Peanuts!
Righti-o…
And choc-chip.
Here you are!
I didn’t order this!
Oh…fine.
And miss?
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I GET 5 DOLLARS AN HOUR, BUT IT’S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE I GET SNIVELLING, NEEDY, LAZY-BUTT CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN YAP AT ME ABOUT WHATEVER THING WHICH POPS INTO YOUR HEAD? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!
A napkin, please.
FINE!
Slams down a napkin, and brushes back a stray hair, then says in a sweet voice,
Next, please!


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