Party In The USA; The Remix

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Okay, I don not LIKE Hannah Montana. I do not LIKE Miley Stewart. I do not LIKE Miley Cyrus and I DETEST Destiny Hope Cyrus. So I have "lovingly" revamped the lyrics to the ridiculous, "Party IN The USA". Miley fans beware!

Submitted: October 28, 2009

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I hopped off the plane at LAX with a hangover (not again!)
I’m Hannah Montana, the idol of every girl under 10
Tryin’ to make a livin’, but who knows when?

Everyone knows I’m a little try-hard  I’m anorexic and I can’t stand any lard
Disney Channel gives me all of my survival,
Selena Gomez is my rival!
That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
And the lyrics made me yawn,
And the lyrics made me yawn,
And the lyrics made me yawn!

So I put my hands up, I act like a nong,
You’ll be wishin’ it was judgement day, 
Nobody really cares,
It makes me want to swear
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
Like a version of groundhog day,
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Walk to the club, everyone recoils, because I look like a clown,
Like “Who’s that chick, her brain’s a brick, I wanna kick her outta town”
I try out for movies but I never get the part,
The only good thing is my dad sang “Achy Breaky Heart”
I’m so shameless
I guess I just wanna be famous
I feel weird, I feel deserted,
Oh well, I kind of deserve it!
I suppose my talent agent was wrong
‘Cause the lyrics make people yawn,
‘Cause the lyrics make people yawn,
‘Cause the lyrics make people yawn!
So I put my hands up, I act like a nong,
You’ll be wishin’ it was judgement day, 
 Nobody really cares,
It makes me want to swear
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
Like a version of groundhog day,
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Could somebody light me up a cigarette? (cigarette!)
This is the best my career is going to get (going to get!)
Having a nervous breakdown? Yeah, you bet (you bet)
You think this is a bad song, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
So I put my hands up, I act like a nong,
You’ll be wishin’ it was judgement day, 
 Nobody really cares,
It makes me want to swear
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
Like a version of groundhog day,
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
So I put my hands up, I act like a nong,
You’ll be wishin’ it was judgement day, 
Nobody really cares,
It makes me want to swear
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
Like a version of groundhog day,
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!
Yeah! Listen to me yak away!


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