What's under the Bed?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The other day mum yelled at me,
"Once you clean your room, you can have your tea!"
So I got out the vaccuum, and vroomed away,
When I found something that haunts me to this very day

Submitted: August 09, 2008

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The other day mum yelled at me,

\"Once you clean your room, you can have your tea!\"

So I got out the vaccuum, and vroomed away,

When I found something that haunts me to this very day

I cleaned out everywhere, except the bed.

I bent down to clean up under it, and with a cry, I said,

\"Holy cow! Would you take a peep?

There's so much down here that I tried to keep!\"

And indeed, there truly was,

Such as a pizza box. Why? Just because.

Some mouldy cookies in a box

About a billion odd socks

Some medals from when I used to dive,

A deceased brown hamster-or is it alive?

A jumper Mum bought that I never wanted to wear,

Broken toys galore-There were tonnes, I swear! Piles of uncased DVD's

And-eew! Is that some year-old cheese?

Pens with ink that's spilled on the floor,

Fireworks! How cool! But they're against the law.

I gawped and I gazed at this outrageous scene,

When mum came in with a bowl of baked beans,

\"You can eat your tea. \" she said. \"Come on,have a bite!\"

But I said, \"I've lost my appetite...\"


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