Am I Paranoid?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


The letters in my alphabet soup form to spell, "We know where you live."

I think my neighbors dog has my wifi password.

I keep getting mail for the previous tenant. He died of blood poisoning from a papercut when opening a letter.

When I boil an egg for three minutes, I know that it has been three minutes, but does the egg know it has been three minutes. Should I boil the egg for an extra minute?

My cat is taking money from my wallet to play lottery tickets.

I think my cell phone and laptop are planning to kill me. The tv seems not to care one way or the other.

My coworkers never talk about me behind my back.


Submitted: November 26, 2019

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AdamCarlton

Don't worry. Everyone feels like this. :)

Tue, November 26th, 2019 10:09am

Prince EL

So funny! :)

Tue, November 26th, 2019 1:07pm

Derina Peng

My fish jumps to my bed and try's to do that to me. I ask him why, he says so our kid can be a mermaid, and he has been watching TV and has dreams too. I put him back to the fish tank and he turns into a frog!

Gee! I don't want a frog kissing me at night. I tell my husband to do something about it. He roars and says, "when are we going to do hunting again, I feel like to have a buffalo this time." I don't even know when I married an lion!

Wed, November 27th, 2019 2:22pm

helmu

My cat does the same shit

Wed, November 27th, 2019 4:52pm

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