God And The Devil Talking Shop Pt 3

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Part 3 of a 4 part short story about God and the Devil having some coffee and a nosh and talking at a diner in New Jersey.

Submitted: August 03, 2019

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"So, what do you have planned after this?" the Devil asks God. "I got a party to go to for John the Baptist. Some of us are getting together for some food and drinks." God stops to eat the last of his danish, then he continues.

" You know that guy i told you about, Peter, the guy who mans the pearly gates." The Devil nods his head yes while taking the last bites of his English muffin. " Hes got some musician friends who are going to play at the party." The Devil asks who's playing? " Just going to be four of them. Amy Winehouse singing, Chuck Berry on guitar, Mozart on keyboards, and Gene Krupa on drums." says God. "Sweet." says the Devil.

God asks the Devil what type of music he has in hell. "Well, not the caliber that you have up where you are." Taking a sip of coffee, he then rattles of some acts. " I got Robert Johnson, the blues singer. I got him myself down at a crossroads in Mississippi." "I remembered." God said. "Then i got Richard Wagner, the German composer. He does all that ring cycle stuff, that German mythology stuff. Those Nazi's i got with me love that shit. I can't stand it." God again nodded his head and said, "I can't blame you."

But then the Devil said, " But you know "G",  i got the Rolling Stones under contract. Just waiting for them to start dying." The Devil takes a quick sip of coffee, then in a loud voice that the entire diner hears, "What the fuck is keeping Keith Richards alive!" God laughs and says, "Don't blame me, i have nothing to do with it."  The Devil looks at God with a wray look.

The Devil also let God know that he also has Paul McCartney when his time is done. "I know, i read the email you sent me a few weeks ago on that." God says. Then God asks, "What about Ringo?" The Devil replies, "What about him?" They both laughed at that. "I got John and George. I can always get a drummer." Then the Devil, taking another sip of coffee tells God that he would like to work with younger artist like Cardi B or Taylor Swift. I already got Katy Perry.

 


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