Oxymoron or Moronic?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic


Saw a bumper sticker that read, "Climate Change Is Real. Cut Back!" It was on a rear bumper of a gas guzzling SUV.

Having two whoppers and two orders of fries and a piece of chocolate pie at Burger King. But that mega large order of diet soda will make that person feel less guilty about stuffing their face.

Buying a massive 72 inch tv with all the different streaming services as well as all the cable channels you can have...and still complaining there is nothing to watch. Read a book.

Women, and even some men wearing yoga pants, but don't go to yoga class or a gym. It's not a fashion statement. It just let's people know that you are to lazy to do your laundry.

Stepping on the gas to beat a red light as it just changes to red at an intersection only to have to stop at the next block...because that light is red.


Submitted: January 13, 2020

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