true love

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Book by: Aaron shamoba

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Sorry i have to go explicit… Just bin
factual…
ADULTS ONLY!!
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the woman
herself
offers the
other one. And that was the origin of
“buy one
get one free”!
2. Everything on a woman’s upper
body starts
with a
“B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs &
lower body with a
“P”
Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder
men suffer from
high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each other
get naked. After
sex,
you dress only yourself. Moral: In life
no one helps
you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows
how many
times
you got screwed to achieve it.
5. 3 people having sex is a
threesome, 2 is a twosome.
So next time someone calls you
‘HANDSOME’, don’t
take it as a compliment!
6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for
no
reason.
7. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to
make
his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is
supposed
to make her husband’s dick hard, not
his life..!
8. When a lady is pregnant, all her
friends touch her
stomach and say “Congrats!”. But
none of them
come
and touch the man’s Penis and say
“Well done!”.
Moral
Lesson: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result
matters

Chapter 1 (ver.1)

true love of man

Submitted: February 01, 2015

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Chapter 2 (ver.1)

inside story

Submitted: February 01, 2015

grow up my sister
He won’t use condoms, U use pills..
why? Because he wants it natural?
(think of ovarian cancer and
infertility).
He gets u pregnant, U have aborted
like
5 times.. why? Because he is not
ready! GROW UP!
He is tired of natural place for
copulation,
He moves to your ass Saying ‘its
tighter’
Then u begin to leak n smell..
why? Because u want to please and
not
loose him.. GROW UP!
You have been wearing his
engagement
ring for close to 4yrs,
He is not wearing any.. why?
Because he has promised u
marriage.
GROW UP!
MY SISTER.
He wants a Blow job Yet he won’t
give
you head.. why? Cos he feels u are
not so clean “there”. GROW UP MY
SISTER!
You dress half naked thinking u
look sexy
and Hot, He isn’t complaining But
he
has more cloths on. Don’t be
surprised
when he takes a more decent girl
home.
GROW UP LADY!
A guy dumps u, u wanna pay him
back and
all u could do is to sleep with his
friend?
and u think this is pay back?
hahaha!
MY SISTER GROW UP!
U think getting pregnant for him will
make
him marry u? GROW UP GIRL!
U become a single mama with No
Job,
No means of feeding your Baby
and
yourself so… U leave junior with
Grandma
and U go back to the Hustling field,
then u begin to say, “MEN Are
Wicked!”
Whose fault?
Please ladies, be wise!
You know u deserve better than
this.
Don’t always be at the loosing
end!!!
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