Ode to "The Bieb-ster"

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I loathe him. So very much.

Submitted: May 23, 2011

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Submitted: May 23, 2011

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Ode to “The Bieb-ster”
Baby, baby, baby, oh
“Biebs”, “The Bieb-ster”,
Illegitimate daughter of
Madonna,
Oh, how you cause eight year old girls to swoon
With your sugar bowl, helmet haircut
And abnormally high vocals.
Silently infecting our Nation’s youth
with the deadly “Bieber Fever”
Symptoms include:
Nausea
vomiting
lesions
inability to spell correctly when defending him on the internet
and eventual death.
VACCINES TO BE HANDED OUT AT LOCAL WALGREENS
Well, we all know you didn’t kiss that girl
in your car,
because your “Mommy” said so,
and everyone knows “Mommy” doesn’t lie,
especially when talking about her son/daughter’s sexual affairs.
So, for all you true “Beli-bers” out there,
one thing’s for sure
I will “Say Never”
because when “U Smile”
I wanna barf.


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