Twisted Takes On Grimm's Girls

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fan Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

Part of an art project I was sucked into.

Extended Lymeric

Little Red

Let’s race through forest, leaves we’ll rile

Write to Grand Mother, flush with wile

Obtain gain; her violent sprawl:

Charming rug for our new crawl.

His gnashing smile does my heart rile.


Handsome and Gret's Hell

“Let her stew in her blackened vat!”

“She’ll never fit; she’s far too fat!”

“Her cottage then we’ll set ablaze,

Her fat upon the walls will glaze.”

Shine like china, the house did gleam,

Haunting children inside a dream.

For she cooked a child each day,

Until two came by, small and gay.

She scooped them up and hurried in,

And locked them up, wry with a grin.

Fire she lit under their feet,

For soon their limbs were hers to eat.

Gret's foot struck the witch in the face.

Her fat ass had nothing to brace.

And as she fell the key did too,

The time for vengeance was now due.


Snow’s Apple

Rosy white—

A timely spite—

A bitch did intend me.

Huntsman had me against a tree.

Juicy red.


Cinder's Fella

You’d think one night on the town is fair:

A girl to get out, let down her hair.

But the shoe did drop,

So far from my mop.

Poor Princey’s heart I happened to snare.

Submitted: November 18, 2011

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Wow, these poems were delightful, a wonderfully grimm spin to cute little fairytales - nice and dark and with CANNIBALISM! What's not to love?

I enjoyed it, thanks for sharing. Handsome and Gret's Hell was my faviorate.

Sat, November 19th, 2011 8:13am

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