rolled, caged, and down on my luck

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about a bet.

Submitted: February 08, 2010

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1:: I bet you that you can’t rummage up enough tobacco to roll a full cigarette.

2:: I bet you I can

1:: ok well if you can’t I want you to cage your dog for 12 hours one day.

2:: what?

1:: ok hears the deal if you can roll a full cigarette your dog remains free.

2:: wait what?

1:: if you can roll a full cigarette from all the butts your dog doesn’t have to go in a cage, but if you can’t he has to be caged for 12 hours one day.

2:: ok? So if I can roll a cigarette from all the butts my dog remains free and how about you go into a cage for 12 hours?

1:: no way dude I’m not going into a cage.

2:: yep that’s the deal I’m the one with the dog and if his freedom is in jeopardy so is yours my friend.

1:: alright whatever.

2:: ok so If I roll a full cigarette you’re going to be locked into a cage for 12 hours?

1:: yeah alright whatever fucking roll that shit up you little bitch

2:: ok wait and see. (snarling)

1:: whatever dude you’re not putting me into a cage

2:: whatever dude that’s the deal and you’re sticking with it.

1:: ok whatever, it’s not going to be a full cigarette anyways

2:: whatever dude prepare to be locked in a cage.

1:: whatever!

2:: alrighty the verdict is in, look at that buddy a full fuckin cigarette

1:: whatever dude (snatches cigarette) at least I’ll have a cigarette while I’m caged up.


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