Hey Jacob Black

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Alright so I was seriously really bored, so I wrote a parody to Hey There Delilah! It hardly makes any sense because I'm not that great at rhyming, but I tried anyways.
****This is CLEARLY for Jacob haters. I have absolutely nothing against Jacob in anyway, so if you're gonna bitch about how you think that this is inappropriate, you obviously cannot read. Thanks.****

Submitted: January 22, 2009

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Hey Jacob Black
Would you like to hear a story
About your stupid werewolf ancestors
Oh man, that would be boring
I'm sure it is
I'd rather date a giant squid
You're just a kid

Hey Jacob Black
Stay away from your friend Bella
She is Edward's, you moronic dog
And he's a mighty fella
You're a fool
To think anyone would want you
We all hate you

Oh, why won't you just leave?
Oh, why won't you just leave?
Jacob Black, why can't you see?
Oh, why don't you just leave
Why won't you just leave

Hey Jacob Black
You must be crazy insane
To think that Bella actually kissed you back
We all have to you blame
You know it's true
We all want to assasinate you
And your brothers too

Oh, why won't you just leave?
Oh, why won't you just leave?
Jacob Black, why can't you see?
Oh, why don't you just leave
Why won't you just leave

You seem to think you're pretty smart
That you and Bella cannot part
You seem to be a little bit confused
Seriously Jacob, you need to stay
Seriously stay, far away
Before I actually have to call the cops
And by the time that you conspire
Bella will be a vampire
Her throat will be burning like a fire
And it'll be dire

Hey Jacob Black
Heard that you were getting buried
I have brought some ugly flowers
That smell like my friend Harry
I'll be there
To wish you had been eaten by a bear
You wouldn't care

Oh, why won't you just leave?
Oh, why won't you just leave?
Jacob, leave Bella Swan in peace
Oh, why don't you just leave
Why don't you just leave


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