O Positive- monologue

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
it's supposed to be funny...

Submitted: December 05, 2011

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Submitted: December 05, 2011

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How’d you do on that test yesterday? (Answer) (Laughs) You did better than I did, I got a C. OH! (looks at a girl walking by) she really is cute, I totally know what you mean. So, um… are you doing anything tomorrow tonight? (Answer) You are? Really? (Answer) Are you sure? (Answer) Ok, well do you want to… you know, grab a bite to eat with me sometime? (Answer) You rather do WHAT with your dog!? Well, you know what, I didn’t like you anyways. Yeah that’s right! You smell too good, and I’m pretty sure you’re a vampire. I’m going to take me and my gallons of blood and find some other guy who doesn’t just love me for my O positive! (Storms away).


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