The Running Man

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

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The Running man

Steve is a boy in elementary school, he likes football but he has one problem, he has a fat belly every time he wants to play football his team makes him choose ether goalkeeping or not playing. He hated not playing more than being a goalkeeper so he chose to be a goalkeeper.

In his first day of football league, someone kicked the ball right at his teeth, two of them were gone and one has bent to the left.

When he was in hospital he wishes that he gets thin and he could run more than he could.

In his second match someone kicked the ball, and it hits the bar and curved to his head from the back, it was strong and it happened so fast, unfortunately he got injured in his brain, after the hit he couldn’t stop running, he ran and ran the people tried to stop him but he kept running even when his on the floor, so they tell his family and they came and they talked to him to stop , he said I can’t he got out in the street running everywhere, his family called a doctor and he said that the ball hit part of his brain and made him run in crazy way.

He only stops when he’s suddenly sleeps after his long  journeys, his family tried to feed him but when they wake him up he resume running, his father came up with idea to feed him, he drives by him in the road by his car to give him a sandwich, he said but it in my mouth and he ate it wail running, he said thanks dad now I need water, he can’t use his hand because of his brain injuries in his brain, his father tried to give him water but he  kept running, he thought of an idea to how to make him drink water he drive in front of him in straight angle, and said open your mouth Steve, and he spilled the water from the window into Steve's mouth,

He drank and he cried of happiness, he kept running for fifteen years his family

Said that he needed a wife but his only problem that his won't stop running,

So they say we are going to find someone for him, so they ask the first woman would you like to marry Steve, she said Hell no he always running I can't have children with him, he will run in the process, they say we will give one million and salary for take carrying of him, she said I need normal husband money can't buy anything, they tried many women but it was the same answer Hell No.

Someday Steve's father saw a poor woman about to jump from bridge to suicide, he saved her and tell her I'm going to change your life, she said I don’t care I will do anything, he showed her Steve and she loved him from the first sight, she agreed to marry him, they got married, but she couldn't sleep with him in the first day,

She told his father to make her run like Steve, so they hit her with a bat in the back of her head in the same spot, and she ran like Steve, their first real night was in a pool because it slows down their speed so they can have good sexual activities . 

 They loved each other so much and they became the first running couple in the world and they lived happily ever after.


Submitted: November 13, 2014

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ALArmi

This is my best story hahahaha I laugh when I read it

Wed, June 8th, 2016 10:39am

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