I Hate That

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Submitted: December 07, 2008

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“I Hate That”

When the weather guy says it’s going to rain and it doesn’t… I hate that

When they blackout a game that is being played in town… I hate that

When I am behind a driver over eighty years old…. “Man”… I hate that

When School lights are blinking an hour before Schools out… Hate that

When a cop stops me for going 45 in a 40... Damn, I hate that

When a telemarketer calls right at dinner… I hate that

When they take my show off television for a political event… Hate that

When I pay to get in to a fishing hole and catch no fish… I hate that!

When a woman wears a low cut blouse and looks at you crazy when you look… I hate that

When a bus passes you by a half a block before it stops… I hate that!

When I get a flat on the freeway these days… I hate that

Daylight savings time? What are we saving it for? I hate that

When my wife says it on tonight and then falls asleep… I hate that

When people on the phone say “DO WHAT? Man, I hate that

When drivers won’t let you over on the freeway, damn I hate that

When my friend gets drunk and starts crying… I hate that

When a radio station plays a song with half the song bleeped…

I really hate that

The fact that no matter how well you wipe you still get the stripe…

I hate that!

When people go to a football game and stand in front of you the whole time! I hate that

When people at the checkout are talking on the phone. I hate that

When people are driving and talking on the phone… I hate that

When a person lies to my face…. I hate that

When I walk into a convenience store and the foreign teller watches me all over the store….. I hate that

When I write pieces of work and nobody reads it…… I hate that.

All the people that talks all that crap about obama and McCain and don’t go out and vote……..I HATE THAT!

I would hate to see this one messed up, might cost us our future…..

And wouldn’t you hate that?


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