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A man trapped somewhere between heaven and hell

Submitted: February 27, 2010

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Submitted: February 27, 2010



Written by,
Almir Sabovic
I am a man trapped somewhere in the 9th level of Hell! I was confused, how did I die. I yell, “WHY, am I here?” A Devilish voice answers, “Because you are not pure enough to go to heaven!” I answer “Pure enough!?” The Devilish voice comes out of the darkness and stomps, “I will give you 24 levels of the most darkest and strongest demons I can throw at you. If you make it I’ll let you go if not you will stay hear and suffer!”

I laugh, “Bring it on!” He disappears and I am at the first level, the cemetery. I walk to the graves and dead people with swords come up and yell, “You will die!”  I laugh, “This is it! The dead people reach out with their swords. I jump up and blast them with my shotgun. Their heads fly off and only one cries,” Ok you win!”

Then I am off to level 2. After two years of fighting I finally reach the last level. I find the most interesting thing. 2 years of fighting instead I go to heaven I  stay in Hell! I angrily ask, “What’s this!?” The devil laughs, “Welcome to Hell!” I answer, “Why am I still here?!”  

But this time I have changed. I look like one of the devil’s minions. I cry, “Why do I look like this?!” He laughs, “Everyone looks like this now, you are the head of all my minions.” I grab my shotgun and start blasting all the devils minions. Every last one of them on the floor pleading. As soon as the 2 shots hit the devil himself he falls but he is not dead.
  So I take 10 more and he dies. I found myself  being crowned, I  was ruling for 10 years. After 10 years of ruling I go to heaven. I hear the devil in my head at this very second and he cries, “NO,NO, NO. So I laugh!!

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