My Life As I'm Living It

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic
I realized that most biographies look back into the past and discuss things that have already happened. So I decided to write an auto biography that I will write as my story is unfolding. It is made especially for booksie and it will be strange, unusual and hopefully be amusing. Please enjoy!!

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My Life As I'm Living It

Submitted: December 22, 2007

Warning! May contain:

1) Peanuts that must be rammed against a surface repeatedly before shedding their shell
2) Milk that is poured on the plate instead of in the cup
3) Rice that is sprayed all over the globe and may take out Europe
4) Chocolate that must be eaten everyday or it will take over the world

If you have an allergy to any of these things then you are strongly advised to run. Read Chapter

Submitted: December 24, 2007

Part one. God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends. - Anonymous It’s Christmas Eve, and some lovely piano ... Read Chapter

Submitted: December 24, 2007

Part one Happiness isn\'t happiness unless there\'s a violin-playing goat. - Julia Roberts It’s still Christmas eve, but I ... Read Chapter

Submitted: December 26, 2007

Part one The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. - Will Rogers My political views are varied... Read Chapter