Muffins' Walk

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fantasy  |  House: Booksie Classic
A cat named Muffins goes on a walk and runs into a dog. They fight. See who wins...

Submitted: July 21, 2009

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Many years ago, one Fall day, a cat went for a walk. The air was cool and comforting. The leaves on the trees changing colors. The sky getting grayer and grayer (is grayer a word? idek) with each passing day.
The cat’s name was Muffins. He was just walking along, being cool, when he heard a noise. Muffins stopped walking He looked around. He didn’t see anything suspicious… He sniffed the air. He smelled something nasty, but he’s in the city, and nasty smells are everywhere. But this nasty smell in particular he recognized. It was dog. Stinky. poopy, icky dog!
Muffins yowled a challenge to Smelly Dog. Smelly Dog howled back. He popped out of some bushes in the yard closest to where Muffins had stopped his leisurely walk. They faced each other. Smelly Dog snarled at Muffins and drool splattered his face and whiskers. Muffins made a move to get his light saber and came up empty.
Aw crap, he thought, Musta left it at home. So Muffins pulled out his cookie. His most favorite cookie. The one he’d been planning to eat sometime on this walk. Muffins loved this cookie. The thought of using it’s baked deliciousness for self-defense terrified him.
He kissed his cookie good-bye, and with tear-filled eyes Muffins broke it in half and shoved both pieces right into Smelly Dog’s eye sockets. Smelly Dog went crashing down like a big, fat mailbox. He twisted and rolled around in pain while the cookie crumbs mixed with the blood pouring out of where his eyes used to be.
Muffins waited until Smelly Dog stopped thrashing. He waited until Smelly Dog’s cold, dead carcass began to rot a little... While he was waiting, Fall turned into Winter and the snow began sprinkling the ground with sparkles.
When Smelly Dog’s corpse was blue and falling apart, Muffins smiled. He set the remains on fire and said: “Let this be a warning to all of the World’s Nastiness. You will be conquered until the Earth is washed clean of your yuck!!” And with that, the corpse exploded in the bright orange flames leaving nothing but a smoking crater where Smelly Dog once stood.
Muffins had done enough Vanquish of Evil spirits for one season. He headed home in peace to make himself some more cookies.


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