Smells-rite Candle Company

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Does your home seem bland? Think a few candles will liven things up? Well, Smells-rite Candle Company has a few... original scents that you may want to look at.
A Creative Writing assignment where I was told to sell something ugly and absolutely undesirable. This is the fruit of my labors.

Submitted: December 05, 2007

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Does your home seem bland? Well, the folks at Smells-rite Candle Company have the answer for you! Our new line of Elite Candles is guaranteed to liven up your home! We have ninety-one stimulating scents, including our bestsellers, vomit, dog urine, gym socks, burning hair, body odor, essence of skunk, and of course, our longest burning candle, persistent diarrhea! Got unwanted guests? Light up one of our vomit candles! Spouse won’t get out of bed? Light up a gym sock candle, and he’ll go diving for the door! Act now and receive our newest scent, coagulated menstrual fluids, in a delightful ruby red, half off! Every one of our candles is scent tested by our leading team of smellers to be sure that you will receive the most powerful scent on the market today! So come on down to Smells-rite Candle Company’s Warehouse and Emporium, right next to the National Gandhi Museum! If you are not completely repelled, your money back!


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