The Bastard Tree

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a humorous little poem (actually song lyrics) about a tree I drew. It goes to the tune of "Do you know the muffin man?".
A very special thanks to both Jack Diamond and Archibald for their crucial contributions to the bastard tree (I drew it!)

Submitted: September 30, 2007

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Have you seen the bastard tree,
the bastard tree,
the bastard tree?
Have you seen the bastard tree
that lives in Matthew’s mind?
?
Have you climbed the bastard tree,
the bastard tree,
the bastard tree?
Have you climbed the bastard tree
that lives in Matthew’s mind?
?
Hang yourself from the bastard tree,
the bastard tree,
the bastard tree.
Hang yourself from the bastard tree
that lives in Matthew’s mind.
?
Jump down from the bastard tree,
the bastard tree,
the bastard tree.
Jump down from the bastard tree
and die in Matthew's mind.
?
(shout this part) Now you’re dead!

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