Kid, stop messing around, will ya?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: December 07, 2015

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In the living room of a house. It's hot, very hot. A little boy has tied a tea towel around his neck as a cape and has jumped from the couch to discover if he can fly. He has yet no clue that he is going to get a terrible blow. And so it is. However, he smiles with a bloody mouth and starts running along the corridor yelling that one day he will be an artist and paint from the smallest ant to the biggest elephant.


His parents are sitting at a coffee table, concentrating on their laptops. When they hear the word artist they get out of their dreamy tasks and one of them, the bald, asks the other, the bearded, if the kid has been educated today. No, says he without looking up from the computer. An awkward silence. So the bearded takes the hint, snorts and starts chasing the kid, who sneaks around here and there until the bearded strongly grabs him. Then he brings him, still screaming, to the living room. The bearded guy takes the kid´s pants down and grabs the child a tail coming out of somewhere near the ass which is topped by a plug. The boy shouts with renewed energy that he does not want, he does not want. The bald, from the table, tells him to be quiet or dinner will not be served. Finally, after much screaming, kicking and slapping, the bearded father gets the child plugged. It is brief, the boy rolls his eyes, he becomes stiff and starts to say ... obey your parents ... obey the laws ... read newspapers with joy and dedication ... Columbus discovered America in 1492 ... you have to study and have money to be someone in life…


Two hours later the bald, smiling, unplugs the boy. What´s up, he says. Fuck you, replies the child. The bald man grins and plugs him back thinking that yes, he may need to be educated overnight.


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