The Accidental Scoundrel

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: CLOG
A group of elderly bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale.

Although Richard is not particularly comfortable with theft, or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it, he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential in order to marry his daughter and, more importantly, stay alive.

With the help of a disgruntled horse and a genius street urchin Richard haphazardly stumbles his way through Rochdale’s traps and not only survives but gains respect (although he’s not entirely sure how).

Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whisky.

Table of Contents

Chapter One

Submitted: October 15, 2016


As a result of lazy research the descriptions of the Whyte and Mackay distillery are entirely made up and so any attempt to carry out the heist described within these pages would be completely idiotic and utterly fruitless.

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Chapter Two

Submitted: October 15, 2016

Chapter Two   ‘I’m so sorry about my dad, I did tell you to wait for me to introduce you.’ Natalie had me take a s... Read Chapter

Chapter Three

Submitted: October 15, 2016

Chapter Three   The atmosphere in the pub was thick and welcoming. Loud and rambunctious. Not so much that you felt like a k... Read Chapter

Chapter Four

Submitted: October 18, 2016

Chapter Four   After twenty minutes or so of aimless wandering I arrived again at the stables. I thought I’d have a closer... Read Chapter

Chapter Five

Submitted: October 18, 2016

I had a bath and put on a dinner suit Natalie had surprised me with. When I got to the sitting room Natalie was already there. Her ha... Read Chapter